Funny coworker quote
 

So i was chatting with a female coworker and we were looking at pictures of dachshunds online. we come across a picture of a dachshund puppy and she says "aw I love the little weiners"
at this point I'm cracking up and poking fun at her. We continued to browse through pictures and came across one where a lot of dachshund owners were walking around carrying or walking their dogs around an event center or something. She says "ooh look a weiner-fest, i wanna go to one" at this point i had to wipe off the Dr. Pepper that had sprayed all over the monitor.

true story, just happened, I hope you can get a chuckle out of that.

Oh...my...goodness! That is just too funny! Some people are just to naive to realize what they're talking about! Please telling me she knew what she was saying!

she had no idea, i basically had to call her out on it before she realized what she was saying. Luckily she used to have a crush on me about 3 years ago and we've become great friends since then so she wouldnt turn me in for sexual harrassment in the workplace :D

sounds like something I saw at work today. saw a piece of scrap cardboard box with this written all over it:

NEW! No Pumping! Just pull and spray!


no other writing (or pictures) to identify the product.

This guy I used to hang out with was telling me about a work party for someone's birthday.
He asked her "What did your husband give you for your birthday?"
Her response, "A pearl necklace."
BWUHAHAHAH!

Ok, so the main question here is.....is your weiner loving co worker hot? :D

Good story, this stuff happens all the time, you might as well enjoy it.

yea she's cute, and married

that's great!

She's married....and your point is?.....

She want's a weiner. Apparently she needs a weiner fest.

gangbangs rule!

Yeah you should have busted out your best witticism and said something like "OH I GOT YOUR WEINER RIGHT HERE!"...

just a suggestion...

man thats funny...i wouldn't have been able to hold a smartass comment in.