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Bossnass · 02-05-2004, 06:41 AM

A guy stops by to visit his friend who recently broke his leg. They talk for a while and then the friend asks, "My feet are cold. Would you be so kind as to go upstairs and get me my sneakers please?"

The guest obliges and goes upstairs. There he sees his friend's daughters, both very good looking. Being the adventurous and quick thinking kind, he says: "Hi, ladies! Your daddy sent me here to have sex with you."

They stare at him and say, "That can't be!" He replies, "OK, let's check!" He shouts at his friend down the stairs, "Both of them?"

The father shouts back, "Yes, both of them!"

fatboss · 02-05-2004, 07:15 AM

Classic Humour!

Confederate · 02-05-2004, 12:02 PM

nice, with friends like those who needs enemies?

02-05-2004, 02:34 PM

lmao- good.

02-05-2004, 06:41 AM	#1 (permalink)
Bossnass Détente Location: AWOL in Edmonton	A guy stops by to visit his friend... A guy stops by to visit his friend who recently broke his leg. They talk for a while and then the friend asks, "My feet are cold. Would you be so kind as to go upstairs and get me my sneakers please?" The guest obliges and goes upstairs. There he sees his friend's daughters, both very good looking. Being the adventurous and quick thinking kind, he says: "Hi, ladies! Your daddy sent me here to have sex with you." They stare at him and say, "That can't be!" He replies, "OK, let's check!" He shouts at his friend down the stairs, "Both of them?" The father shouts back, "Yes, both of them!"

02-05-2004, 07:15 AM	#2 (permalink)
fatboss Addict Location: Liverpool, UK	Classic Humour! __________________ "never mind that shit........here comes Mongo!"

02-05-2004, 12:02 PM	#3 (permalink)
Confederate Death Leprechaun Location: College Station, TX	nice, with friends like those who needs enemies?

02-05-2004, 02:34 PM	#4 (permalink)
:::OshnSoul::: Guest	lmao- good.