The Indian Brave. - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

cchris · 01-29-2004, 04:09 PM

This is the story of Onestone the Indian Brave. This was his Indian name given to him because he had only one testicle. After years and years of this torment Onestone cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!"

The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a young girl named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning Onestone."
He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest. There he shagged her all day, he shagged her all night, he shagged her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. The word got around that Onestone meant business.

Years went by until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after many years away. Yellow Bird who was Blue Bird's cousin was overjoyed when she saw Onestone and hugged him and said, "Good to see you Onestone." Onestone grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he shagged her all day, shagged her all night, shagged her all the next day, shagged her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!
What is the moral of the story?
You can't kill two birds with one stone.

TickTock · 01-29-2004, 04:20 PM

OMG that was awsome. Wow just like wow

DEI37 · 01-29-2004, 05:27 PM

That is just awesome!

Keg-o-Grog · 01-29-2004, 11:45 PM

hahahahahaaaa damn where have you people been hiding this stuff hahaha!!!

drag0nmanes · 01-30-2004, 01:16 PM

...... sighs.... good one, a tit bit corny but funny nonetheless. Keep em coming.

indiretto · 01-30-2004, 11:25 PM

Sweet... thats just plain cool.

bigbad · 01-31-2004, 02:47 AM

That was a good laugh, thank ya

01-31-2004, 10:32 PM

lmao- good one

SofaKing · 02-01-2004, 11:18 AM

Yeah, a little corny, but it still got a chuckle out of me, thanks!

TerresqueÜ · 02-01-2004, 01:23 PM

Hahahah! that was great!

mystmarimatt · 02-01-2004, 06:50 PM

Hahahaha...don't ever mess with the one-balled indian

01-29-2004, 04:09 PM	#1 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	The Indian Brave. This is the story of Onestone the Indian Brave. This was his Indian name given to him because he had only one testicle. After years and years of this torment Onestone cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!" The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a young girl named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning Onestone." He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest. There he shagged her all day, he shagged her all night, he shagged her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. The word got around that Onestone meant business. Years went by until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after many years away. Yellow Bird who was Blue Bird's cousin was overjoyed when she saw Onestone and hugged him and said, "Good to see you Onestone." Onestone grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he shagged her all day, shagged her all night, shagged her all the next day, shagged her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die! What is the moral of the story? You can't kill two birds with one stone. __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

01-29-2004, 05:27 PM	#3 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	That is just awesome! __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

01-29-2004, 11:45 PM	#4 (permalink)
Keg-o-Grog Insane Location: Foregin student in Texas atm.	hahahahahaaaa damn where have you people been hiding this stuff hahaha!!! __________________ I stand alone without beliefs, the only truth i know is you.

01-30-2004, 11:25 PM	#6 (permalink)
indiretto Tilted Location: USA, Oregon	Sweet... thats just plain cool. __________________ Happy Tree Friends... It’s more fun than a stick.

02-01-2004, 01:23 PM	#10 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Hahahah! that was great! __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

01-29-2004, 04:20 PM	#2 (permalink)
TickTock Tilted	OMG that was awsome. Wow just like wow

01-30-2004, 01:16 PM	#5 (permalink)
drag0nmanes Crazy Location: Oside	...... sighs.... good one, a tit bit corny but funny nonetheless. Keep em coming.

01-31-2004, 02:47 AM	#7 (permalink)
bigbad Insane	That was a good laugh, thank ya

01-31-2004, 10:32 PM	#8 (permalink)
:::OshnSoul::: Guest	lmao- good one

02-01-2004, 11:18 AM	#9 (permalink)
SofaKing Tilted	Yeah, a little corny, but it still got a chuckle out of me, thanks!

02-01-2004, 06:50 PM	#11 (permalink)
mystmarimatt Omnipotent Ruler Of The Tiny Universe In My Mind Location: Oreegawn	Hahahaha...don't ever mess with the one-balled indian __________________ Words of Wisdom: If you could really get to know someone and know that they weren't lying to you, then you would know the world was real. Because you could agree on things, you could compare notes. That must be why people get married or make Art. So they'll be able to really know something and not go insane.