platypus

A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick so she proceeded to find herself a rich 70-year-old man, planning to love him to death on their wedding night. The courtship and wedding went off without any problem, in spite of the half-century age difference.

The first night of her honeymoon, she got undressed, and waited for him to come out of the bathroom to come to bed. When he emerged, however, he had nothing on except a rubber to cover a twelve-inch erection, and was carrying a pair of earplugs and a pair of nose plugs.

Fearing her plan had gone desperately amiss, she asked, "What are those for?" The elderly gentleman replied, "There are two things I can't stand: the sound of a woman screaming, and the smell of burning rubber."

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Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.

bryanzera

Great joke! Haven't heard this one.

zaiaz

Oldie but still a goodie. Haven't heard that since high school.

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Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

zf0enix

That's new! Funny!

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One step closer to the edge...

cchris

Never underestimate the oldies

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There's a fine line between participation and mockery

ForgottenKnight

hahaha. Nice.

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"People say I'm strange, does that make me a stranger?"

Fallon

that isn't right, I think...Deserves what she gets though.

John Henry

Heh heh heh. Sick.

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"No one was behaving from very Buddhist motives. Then, thought Pigsy, he was hardly a Buddha, nor was he a monkey. Presently, he was a pig spirit changed into a little girl pretending to be a little boy to be offered to a water monster. It was all very simple to a pig spirit."