Tale from the Shire
 

Two hobbits walk into a bar where one of them picks up a barfly. They take her to the local motel; the first hobbit goes into the motel room while the other waits outside. Once the door closes, the hobbit on the outside hears starnge noises through the door, "I can't do it, I can't do it, I CAN'T DO IT!"
In the morning, the second hobbit askes the first, "How did it go?" The first one answers. "It was embarrassing. I simply couldn''t do it."

The second hobbit shook his head. "Manhood problems, eh?"

"No. I couldnt get on the bed!"

Hahaha. silly hobbits beds are for elfs

:\ sorry

This joke was posted about a day ago with midgets or something instead. Always search your punchlines.

^^ ya, I tried that.

well i didn't read the midet one.... so i'm glad that I read this one first...

o was about to mention it untill i read your post