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Old 01-22-2004, 05:29 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A big hole.

Two guys are walking down a road when they come across a deep hole beside it. Being curious, they go over and check it out. When they look down, they are surprised to find they can't see the bottom. So they drop a couple of rocks down the hole and listen... Nothing. One of them says, "Man, that's a deep hole!"

Thinking they might hear something larger hit the bottom, they find a big, old cinder block and pitch it over the side. The pause and listen intently... They hear a sound, but it is coming from behind them! They quickly turn around to see a goat bearing down on them with it head lowered, flying along, its feet barely touching the ground, its moving so fast!

The two men dive out of its way just in time and the goat plunges past them, into the seemingly bottomless hole, to its doom. The two look at each other and say, "Boy that was close! We'd better get away from this thing before we end up with the goat!".

So they continue on their way down the road until they happen across this farmer working near it. The men again put their heads together and figure that the goat belongs to the farmer and the decide to tell him what happened.

"Hey Mr. Farmer. Do you happen to own a goat?", one of the men asked. The farmer replies, "Yeah, why do you ask?" The men then tell what happened at the hole and how they narrowly avoided death in the hole from the speeding goat.

The farmer said, "Well boys, I don't think that was my goat. You see, my goat was really old and crippled up with arthritis. There is no way he could have been moving that fast. Besides, I had him tied to this big, old cinder block."
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Old 01-22-2004, 05:49 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 01-22-2004, 11:14 AM   #3 (permalink)
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hahahaha.

With the goat and the big hole references, I thought this would be a joke about bestiality. The ending was a refreshing surprise.
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Old 01-23-2004, 01:02 AM   #4 (permalink)
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With the goat and the big hole references, I thought this would be a joke about bestiality. The ending was a refreshing surprise. [/B]
Yeah thats where my mind goes when I let it wander......bestiality.
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Old 01-23-2004, 06:15 AM   #5 (permalink)
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He he, good one!
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Old 01-23-2004, 06:33 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Nice bait and switch. I like it.
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Old 01-23-2004, 12:04 PM   #7 (permalink)
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damn..i thought the punch line would be something about the hole...i was WAYYYY off...

funny
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Old 01-23-2004, 01:04 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Heh, that was interesting. Good one.
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Old 01-23-2004, 02:03 PM   #9 (permalink)
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hahaha!!.... that was great... i wasnt expecting that!... great joke...lol
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Old 01-23-2004, 03:10 PM   #10 (permalink)
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hehe.. pretty good.
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Old 01-23-2004, 03:23 PM   #11 (permalink)
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damn..i thought the punch line would be something about the hole...i was WAYYYY off...

funny
yeah i was expecting something different too..
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Old 01-24-2004, 04:04 PM   #12 (permalink)
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that was really really good, totally didnt see it coming
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Old 01-24-2004, 11:07 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Funny one, thanks for the post!
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Old 01-26-2004, 05:42 PM   #14 (permalink)
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OMG, that's the funniest thing on this board!!! Great one!
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Old 01-27-2004, 04:14 AM   #15 (permalink)
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That was great, does anyone else feel sorry for the poor old arthritic goat though?
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Old 01-28-2004, 01:05 AM   #16 (permalink)
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hehe...hole...
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Old 01-29-2004, 01:15 PM   #17 (permalink)
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You got me. As most others were. Good joke!

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