The IRC Bible
 

http://twc.sshunet.nl/~djstronk/ircb...s/archive.html

Excerpt:

Joseph> ASL?
Mary> 14, F, Nazareth
Joseph> wanna cyber?
Mary> Cant, i'm pregnant lol!!~
Joseph> WTF?
Mary> Holy spirit got to me
Joseph> gross, i'm outta here
* Angel has joined #World
Angel> Wait Joseph
Angel> You should keep this woman, for her son will save people from sins
Angel> You must call him Emmanuel
Joseph> ok, cool
* Angel has left #World
Joseph> I'll call him jesus

Haha, soembody has too much time on their hands

That's funny stuff. I agree...someone has too much time on their hands for sure!

holy shit!! this is funny as fawk!! he/she may have too much time on his/her hands..but its damn well spent :D

musta taken a hell of a long time but I for one am glad they had the time to waste! Hilarious!

Yeah. The Cain part's great.

Oh to have that much free time.
honestly.... :P

Wow..honestly..someone does have a lot of time on their hands. xD seriously though..that was funny ^_^

lot of time yes....but it was still great!

One of my favorite passages:

Cain: come on Abel, we gotta talk
Abel: ok
* Abel was kicked by Cain
* Abel has joined #Wilderness
Abel: hey don't do that
* Abel was kicked by Cain
* Abel has joined #Wilderness
Abel: Hey this hurts!
* Abel was kicked by Cain
* Abel has joined #Wilderness
Abel: WTF stop this!
* Abel has left IRC (Connection reset by peer)
Cain: heh
* Jehova has joined #Wilderness
Jehova: wtf, where's Abel gone
Jehova: I'd like some more lamb fs
Cain: er... dunno
Cain: Am I my brother's keeper?
Jehova: Well, there's only four of you here
Jehova: so how hard would it be to... OMG!
Jehova: you kicked him!!! wtf
Jehova: you just singlehandedly slaughtered 1/4 of #Earth's population
Cain: ...
Jehova: you are so banned!


Thank you for finding this. Much time has been wasted here at work :D

Hahahaha, that's a great! Maybe I just use IRC too much...

Glad to see somebody is translating the bible into terms the kids these days can understand. WTG IRC Bible, LOL...damn

That was just hilarious. As a person who has spent some time on IRC, that was just too funny. :) Bookmarked.