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01-16-2004, 10:57 PM
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Casual... Real Casual
Location: Orstraylia
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A priest happens upon a boy masturbating....
A priest was taking a shortcut through an alley one day and came upon a young boy who was masturbating. "My son, you shouldn't be doing that", said the priest. "You should be saving that for when you get married." The embarrassed boy hung his head down low and simply said "Yes, Father."
About 10 years later the priest was in his study when a young man, in his early twenties came in. "Yes, my son?" said the priest. "Father, you may not remember me, but about 10 years ago you caught me masturbating in an alley, and I'll never forget the advice you gave then." "And what was that, my son?" "Well, you told me that what I was doing was wrong and I should be saving it for when I get married", said the young man. "That sounds like something I probably would have said" said the priest. "Did you take my advice?" "Yes I did, Father; but there's only one problem." "What's that, my son?" "Well, I have a 55 gallon drum full of the stuff in the back of my pickup truck. Now that I am getting married what am I supposed to do with it?" .
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Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd |
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01-17-2004, 08:31 PM
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lonely rolling star
Location: Seattle.
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oh lord...
i think he should chuck it into the sea
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01-27-2004, 04:30 AM
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Insane
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I'm reminded of the Tom Green bit from back when he was on a small Canadian public access station where he filled a bucket with whipped cream and told Glenn that he had saved all his semen since the day that Glenn hooked him up with illegal cable so he could watch porn and threw it all over him.
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02-14-2004, 05:39 PM
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Insane
Location: One with the Universe
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55 gallons of jizz on the wall
55 gallons of jizz take one down pass it around 54 gallons of jizz on the wall...
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