Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community (https://thetfp.com/tfp/)
-   Tilted Humor (https://thetfp.com/tfp/tilted-humor/)
-   -   One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch (https://thetfp.com/tfp/tilted-humor/41833-one-day-while-woodcutter-cutting-branch.html)

Zooksport2 01-16-2004 10:50 PM

One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch
 
One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?" The woodcutter said that his axe had fallen into water, and he needed it to make his living. The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe.

"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "No." The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. Again, the woodcutter replied, "No." The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "Yes." The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the river bank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?" "Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!" The Lord went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez. "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked. "Yes," cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. "Really? You lied! That is an untruth!" The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez, you would have come up with someone just as georgeous. Then if I also said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to Jennifer Lopez."



The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honourable reason, and for the benefit of others.




.

Kllr Wolf 01-16-2004 11:01 PM

so true

KellyC 01-17-2004 12:00 AM

OH god thats funny!! its a twist of the original one but it nevertheless is funny..and has a lesson to learn too :)

DEI37 01-17-2004 06:22 AM

I love it! So funny.

Melwas 01-17-2004 01:35 PM

lmao!

Here here!

PayUp 01-18-2004 11:34 AM

that guy has the right idea

drag0nmanes 01-19-2004 08:30 AM

Heh, very funny. Didn't see that punchline coming at all. Good work, keep it up.

Gortexfogg 01-19-2004 09:18 AM

Funny stuff! Smart guy too.

Mavric98 01-21-2004 03:04 AM

That was good

da^cheat 01-22-2004 12:29 AM

who wouldnt lie to have jennifer lopez as their wife.... hehe :D

mr_mcrafe 01-22-2004 01:42 AM

haha a good moral


All times are GMT -8. The time now is 04:34 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2
© 2002-2012 Tilted Forum Project


1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73