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tripp · 01-16-2004, 10:23 PM

It's been a little while since I made a post...

This is a true story, I Swear to GOD.

When I was in high school, there was an incident where a girl was found masturbating in the bathroom. She was in a stall, and had the door to the stall wide open for some reason. Another student found her, and it was not long before word got around to the entire school.

I had known the school's secretary since I was a littel kid, and we used to pass time chatting every now and again. We started talking about the incident, and I asked "What the hell would possess someone to do that?" The secretary replied, without thinking what she was saying. "I don't know, but she must have been tickeled pink." I fell the the floor laughing as the woman realized what she had said.

Great moment.

DEI37 · 01-17-2004, 06:25 AM

If that's not funny, I don't know what is.

PayUp · 01-17-2004, 02:41 PM

I'll laugh every time i hear that expression from this day forward!

Mavric98 · 01-21-2004, 03:13 AM

I never liked that expression before now.

01-16-2004, 10:23 PM	#1 (permalink)
tripp Upright	Truth Is Stranger Than Fiction It's been a little while since I made a post... This is a true story, I Swear to GOD. When I was in high school, there was an incident where a girl was found masturbating in the bathroom. She was in a stall, and had the door to the stall wide open for some reason. Another student found her, and it was not long before word got around to the entire school. I had known the school's secretary since I was a littel kid, and we used to pass time chatting every now and again. We started talking about the incident, and I asked "What the hell would possess someone to do that?" The secretary replied, without thinking what she was saying. "I don't know, but she must have been tickeled pink." I fell the the floor laughing as the woman realized what she had said. Great moment.

01-17-2004, 06:25 AM	#2 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	If that's not funny, I don't know what is. __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

01-17-2004, 02:41 PM	#3 (permalink)
PayUp DILLIGAF Location: AZ	I'll laugh every time i hear that expression from this day forward! __________________ Born to Lose.

01-21-2004, 03:13 AM	#4 (permalink)
Mavric98 Tilted Location: I am not living.	I never liked that expression before now. __________________ "Hope is for people that don't stand a chance."