Funny Labels
 

Just found these - strange enough to be true!

• Warning on a bottle of drain cleaner: "If you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions, cautions and warnings, do not use this product."

• On a snow sled: "Beware: sled may develop high speed under certain snow conditions."

• On a 12-inch-high storage rack for compact discs: "Do not use as a ladder."

• A 5-inch fishing lure with three nasty steel hooks advises it is "Harmful if swallowed." Too bad fish can't read!

• A warning on an electric router made for carpenters cautions, "This product not intended for use as a dental drill."

• A warning label found on a baby stroller cautions the user: "Remove child before folding."

• A bottle of prescription sleeping pills says, "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

• A sticker on a toilet at a public facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan actually warns: "Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking."

• A CD player carries this unusual warning: "Do not use the Ultradisc2000 as a projectile in a catapult."

• An "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter cautions, "Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks."

• A label on a hand-held massager advises consumers not to use "while sleeping or unconscious."

• A container of underarm deodorant says, "Caution: Do not spray in eyes."

• A cartridge for a laser printer warns, "Do not eat toner."

• A household iron warns users: "Never iron clothes while they are being worn."

• A label with a hair dryer reads, "Never use hair dryer while sleeping."

• A 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow warns: "Not intended for highway use."

• A cardboard car sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard warns, "Do not drive with sunshield in place."

• A bathroom heater says: "This product is not to be used in bathrooms."

• A can of self-defense pepper spray warns users: "May irritate eyes."

• A warning on a pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists says: "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover."

• A popular manufactured fireplace log warns: "Caution: Risk of Fire."

• A box of birthday cake candles says: "DO NOT use soft wax as ear plugs or for any other function that involves insertion into a body cavity."

• "Do not use snow blower on the roof."

• "Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher."

more signs that people are getting stupider.

The sad thing is I'm sure a lot of these were added because someone actually did one of those things and sued the company. Now they put those on there to protect themselves from getting sued again.

In Valdez, AK they have to use snowblowers on the roofs. Every now and then they don't realize how far they have gone ... plunk.

"for any other function that involves insertion into a body cavity"

OH dang i should make those for reall!

"Do not allow children to play inside the dishwasher."

I'm just stunned.

"Never use hair dryer while sleeping."

I'll remember to keep that in mind.

Hahah these are good, I love how they're forced to put stupid things like this cause of stupid people.

Some I've heard of, but most I hadn't. Good work, Captin

I love warning labels.

A household iron warns users: "Never iron clothes while they are being worn."

A label with a hair dryer reads, "Never use hair dryer while sleeping

roflmao... how stupid can people get these days. ahahha :lol:

It's sad to see the extent companies have to go to protect themselves from being sued these days... funny but sad

true .. it's not that people are more stupid .. they're just more inclined to sue for money any way possible ^_^

I've had to use a snowblower on a roof. The warning on that makes sense. Most flat roofs where it might need to be used usually have a cover of gravel. Snowblowers shoot that stuff at amazing speed and distance.

We were using them after a blizzard to keep the roof from collapsing.

what is sad is that someone had to do something stupid to make the companies put a warning abou it

Husqvarna Chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with hands or genitals"
I wanna go out drinking with the crazy SOB that tried to stop the chain on his chainsaw with his nuts.