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01-16-2004, 12:59 AM
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Crazy
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Who wears the pants
Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a little chat. "Jack, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said, 'Here try these on.' So she did and said, 'These are too big. I can't wear them.' So I replied 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.' Ever since that night we have never had any problems."
Jack thinks that might be good advice. So on his honeymoon, Jack takes off his pants and says to Jill, "Here, try these on." She does and says, "These are too large; they don't fit me." So Jack says, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will, and I don't want you to ever forget that." Jill takes off her pants, hands them to Jack, and says, "Here, you try on mine." He does and says, "I can't get into your pants." Jill says, "Exactly. And if you don't change your attitude, you never will." |
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02-01-2004, 02:09 AM
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Tilted
Location: USA, Oregon
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Ooooo... nice one
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02-04-2004, 09:41 PM
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Omnipotent Ruler Of The Tiny Universe In My Mind
Location: Oreegawn
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haha, good times...too true, though
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