The Strip Club
 

A man went to a strip club. When he got inside he noticed a seat conspicuously unoccupied in the front row. Seizing the opportunity, he took the seat.

As soon as the first dancer walked out, the guy directly behind him yelled, "Yeah baby! That's what I've been waiting for!"

The man in the front row turned around and gave him a dirty look. A few minutes into the show, the dancer did a move and snatched off her top, revealing two pasties. The guy behind our friend goes off again. "Yeah baby! Shake those things."

Our friend turned around and said, "Hey buddy, calm down!"

After a few moments, the dancer did another move, and snatched off her dress, revealing a very thin G-string. Again the man behind our friend yelled out, "Oh baby! You're almost there!"

Our friend again turned around and said, "Hey buddy, shut the hell up, will ya!"

A few minutes later, the dancer stretched out on the floor and snatched off both the pasties and the G-string, and the whole club went wild, except for the man behind our friend. Curious, our friend turned around and asked, "Say buddy, where's your enthusiasm now?"

The guy responded, "It's all over your back, dude."

lol :eek:

heh

i'd kill him! good joke!

ewwwwwwwwWWww thatts Gross

Lol, thats great shit.

Didnt see it comming. (No Pun Intended)

:eek:

Egads! I'd be SO pissed. Good one, though.

HEDA HEDA HEDA way to go! LOL now that's a funny joke.

Woohoo! Finally a joke I never heard before! Good one

Kind of knew that was gonna happen :P

thats pretttty bad...

LOL!!! Very Good.

ahhh..... so wrong... >_<

That is some funny shit!

Funny shit! Thanks

Sounds like somebody is in line for a can of whoop a$$

Wrong....so wrong. must shower now...

Oh man, that reminds me of going to porno theaters in the early 80's when you could still hear the guys jerking off and the floor was...questionable.

(NO, I never did jack in a porno theater.)

yuuuwww dirty

Lebell, damn I wouldn't want to hear some pervert jacking off in at a theatre ... damn

well that certainly is a colourful joke

that must've been paul reubins..

thats so bad!! whats really bad is i know a few people who would do that to.

ahahahah, gross but funny.

EEEEWWWWWW! Good Joke!

first reaction: EWWW!!!! second reaction: where was the warning sign on the seat??? LOL!!!!

ewww! good joke though!

saw it coming.. good though

actually you couldn't see it coming if it was from behind you. and i dont think anyone would call that good, except for maybe good aim.

hehehe. great joke. Im going to use that one with a group of people I know at my work. Thanks!

Har! Nice & new to me.
Great joke!
*cheers*

GROSS (but great)

haha peewee.

not bad

a violent shudder and a shake of my head

HAHA good one.. I heard it before but I forgot about it.. I would be kickin someone's ass :D

Ewww...nasty little bugger taht guy was.

hahaha asshole:D

Ah, middle school jokes.