Fart Football
 

A little old couple prepares to go to bed. They no sooner hit the
pillows when the old man farts and says, "Seven Points."
His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"
The old man replied, "It's fart football."
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie score."
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says,
"Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7."
Not to be outdone, the wife rips out another one and says,
"Touchdown, tie score."
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says,
"Field goal, I lead 17 to 14."
Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beat by a
woman, so he strains real hard, but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is
totally unacceptable he gives it everything he's got, and
accidentally he shits in the bed.
The wife says, "What the hell was that?"
The old man says, "Half time, switch sides."

:eek: :hmm:

Thats funny

sick! heheheheh

Hilarious!

disgusting, but good, thanks!!!!

Nasty...I like it.

that's awesome--can't wait till I'm old and can get away with hilarious stuff like that too!

Awful but funny.

You had me laughing at the title... the joke didn't disappoint either.

That's a great idea hahaha. Got a pretty good laugh outta it too, thanks!

that's frickin hilarious

i love it. i can just hear Hank singing now... Are you ready for some fart football.....

hahaaahaa that's sick

lolol that's disgusting but it's so funny

hahaha sick... hahahah

That I great I think and am going to start playing fart football

accidentally he shits in the bed.

hahhahahahah i guessed he shouldnt have tried to hard..... great joke :lol:

hahaha... three minutes later, still laughing.

hahahahaahahha sick but funnny lol still sick but still funny lol

think im gunna puke now--brb

hahahahaha

hrhrhrrhheehhehehe... good one!