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Old 01-14-2004, 03:41 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The MailMan

One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route.

As he approaches one of the homes he notices that both cars are in the driveway. His wonder is cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles.

"Wow Bob, looks like you guys had a hell of a party last night." The Mailman comments.

Bob in obvious pain replies," Actually we had it Saturday night, this is the first I have felt like moving since 4 am Sunday morning." We had about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for the Christmas Cheer and got a bit wild. Hell we even got so drunk that around midnight we started playing WHO AM I."

The Mailman thinks a moment and says, " How do you play that?"

Bob continues between hung over gasps," Well all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time with a sheet covering us and only our "units" showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is."

The Mailman laughs and says," Damn I am sorry I missed that."

"Probably a good thing you did," Bob responds, "your name was guessed four or five times."
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Old 01-14-2004, 05:51 PM   #2 (permalink)
 
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ahahahahahah!!!!!
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Old 01-14-2004, 06:00 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Another good one, I think if I was that mailman I would be looking for a different route.
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Old 01-14-2004, 07:57 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Good one.
Got a chuckle out of
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Old 01-14-2004, 10:12 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Lol, RUN AWAY!
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Old 01-14-2004, 11:37 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Very Funny.

Thanx
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Old 01-15-2004, 05:59 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Hehe, good stuff!
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Old 01-15-2004, 08:09 AM   #8 (permalink)
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hahaha didnt see that coming =)
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Old 01-15-2004, 08:40 AM   #9 (permalink)
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lol, run mailman run!

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Old 01-15-2004, 11:14 AM   #10 (permalink)
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hahaah, damn mail man
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Old 01-15-2004, 12:15 PM   #11 (permalink)
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why is it always the mailman?

lol good stuff
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Old 01-18-2004, 10:47 AM   #12 (permalink)
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damm, that was good. lol...thanks
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Old 01-18-2004, 11:29 AM   #13 (permalink)
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between the mail man, fed ex guy , and the ups guy my wife is never horney!!!
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Old 01-21-2004, 03:10 AM   #14 (permalink)
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No wonder the mail is always late.
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Old 05-13-2005, 12:53 AM   #15 (permalink)
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LOL...

i heard a version of that with a priest instead of the mailman...

good post!
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Old 05-14-2005, 09:40 AM   #16 (permalink)
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this one is always an instant classic
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