DEI37

The Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, " In Mexico our glasses so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice".

The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either.

The American, (Texan) cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi and catches his glass. He says, "In America we have so many Mexicans and Iraqis that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.

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89transam

Hmm..I get the mexicans, but the iraqis does not really make sence

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PayUp

good one!

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fdcf13

Iraq, located in the middle east, is surrounded by sand/barren desert. One of glass' main components (if not the main component) is sand, so he can just make glass shot-glasses whenever he wants back in Iraq.

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TerresqueÜ

Heh, twist on a classic.

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viper11885

That was a pretty good one. Never heard of it before

edmos1

hahah

sipsake

Yeah...racism's always good for a laugh.

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Redlemon

Unless fdcf13 is too dry for the room, I think 89transam meant "too many Iraquis in the US?"

Just an old joke, with poor modifications to make it match current world issues. Feh.