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Old 01-07-2004, 06:21 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The Brothers

There were two brothers...
One was very good and tried to always live right and be helpful.
His brother on the other hand was bad and did all the things that
men should not do in life and didn't care who he hurt.
The bad brother died.
He was still missed by his brother since he loved him despite his
ways.
Finally, years later, the good brother died and went to Heaven.
Everything was beautiful and wonderful there, and he was very
happy.
One day he asked God where his brother was, as he hadn't seen him
there. God said that he was sorry but his brother lived a terrible
life and went to Hell instead.
The good brother then asked God if there was any way for him to see
his brother.
So God gave him the power of vision to see into Hell and there was
his brother.
He was sitting on a bench with a keg of beer under one arm and a
gorgeous blonde on the other.
Confused, the good brother said to God, "I am so happy that you
let me into Heaven with you. It is so beautiful here and I love
it. But I don't understand, if my brother was bad enough to go to
Hell, why does he have the keg of beer &a gorgeous blonde?
It hardly seems like a punishment".
God said unto him, "Things are not always as they seem, my son.
The keg has a hole in it; the blonde does not "



now aint that a bitch! enjoy
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Old 01-07-2004, 09:29 PM   #2 (permalink)
Go faster!
 
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That's a good one. I like it!
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Old 01-07-2004, 11:09 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Well the blonde must have a mouth...
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Old 01-08-2004, 12:22 AM   #4 (permalink)
Junkie
 
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What a fuckin classic
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Old 01-08-2004, 02:22 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Never saw that one coming
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Old 01-08-2004, 12:04 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Location: Right next door to Hell
haha
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Old 01-08-2004, 03:53 PM   #7 (permalink)
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didnt see that one coming either
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Old 01-08-2004, 05:56 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Most original, and I like it.
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Old 01-08-2004, 11:51 PM   #9 (permalink)
Comment or else!!
 
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dammit i was too late!! Tiger69z beat me to it!!
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Old 01-10-2004, 07:52 PM   #10 (permalink)
 
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mouth, ass, pussy, 2 hands, 2 nostrils, 2 ears, a rack... i could still have fun even without a pussy!
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