Some reasons why virtual reality is better than real life.
 

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Ding ding DING extra life!

Super powers!

You can legally kill people

You never have to go to the bathroom.

You can explode and not die

You can fly

Alan Smith, age 40, becomes Brittney Johnson, age 13

Restart

You always get hot girls

Save

You have more than one life

No need for condoms

If you don't like it, you can always reformat and reinstall.

Ugly people can win

You can run up walls

Reset Buttons

If you die, you have more lives

No pain!

true... woulnt that be fun?

Escapism. Great isn't it? :D

I wish I was in virtual reality...maybe there's a way :)

theres like 3 or 4 about extra lives