The bird...
 

I woke early one morning,
The earth lay cool and still,
When suddenly a tiny bird,
Perched on my window sill,

He sang a song so lovely
So carefree and so gay,
That slowly all my troubles,
Began to slip away.

He sang of far off places
Of laughter and of fun,
It seemed his very trilling,
Brought up the morning sun.

I stirred beneath the covers,
Crept slowly out of bed,
Then gently shut the window
And crushed his fucking head.

I'm not a morning person.

ehehhehehehe!

That never fails to crack me up.

sssssssssssplendid...i thought he'd shoot him but this is pretty close. I'm not a morning person either, waking up early sucks

did not see the ending. I agree I am not a morning person

hehehe... I was wondering why such a happy poem would be in Humor....

lol. Dang bird deserved it, all a singing before noon...

Hilarious!

that is SO me, i cant get up until the sun is up, which doesnt happen in the winter when i have to get to work or school early... o_0;;

Hehehe, I've almost done something like that while camping...

Stupid birds should have died....

Don't birds know what we do to alarms? They should know better.

hahahaha although I don't mind my mornings