I'm on the highway to hell...
 

Jesus, on the cross, in his waning moments of life, calls to the crowd below, "Peter!"
The apostle Peter hears the call and moves closer to his leige. "Yes, my Lord," he says.
Jesus calls again, "Peter!"
Peter approaches the base of the cross, "Yes my Lord, it is Peter, I am here for you. What do you need?"
Jesus calls, "Come closer Peter." Peter is beside himself, wondering what the son of God might have to say to him alone. He climbs the cross.
Jesus calls "Peter, come closer." Peter replies that he is coming.
At last, Peter reaches Jesus on the cross, and says, "I am here my Lord, what can I do?"
Jesus says "Peter? Peter? Is that you Peter?"
"Yes my Lord, I am here for you."
Jesus says "Peter, I can see your house from here..."

haha......thats a good one.

lol, I laughed pretty hard at this in the middle of my computer networking class. It was pretty silent too.. until I laughed..

Thanks dude, that was great. :)

hehehe... so stupid that is hilarious!

Laughing out loud again...

*LOL* You are so going to hell for that joke... >_<

lmfao, now THAT was a joke..
good one