An oldie, but a goody
 

These old jokes just crack me up.


A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy
standing
next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and
says, "7 feet 3 inches tall, 385 pounds, 12 inch penis, 2 pound left
testicle, 2 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."

The small guy faints away and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down
and brings him to, gently slapping his face and shaking him, "Are you
alright?"

In a very weak voice the little guy says, "Excuse me, but what EXACTLY did
you say?"

The big dude says, "I saw the curious look on your face and figured I'd
just
give you the answers to the questions almost everyone always asks me. I'm 7
feet 3 inches tall, 385 pounds, 12 inch penis, 2 pound left testicle, 2
pound right testicle, and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Thank God! I thought you said 'Turn Around'.

I remember telling that in Junior High... Great Joke!
~Crack

Good one.

Ah the classics...
They never die.

hahahaha.... that one's awesome

I'll have to remember that

lol, that would've sucked.

ahahaha! good ending!

hahahahaha..hilarious. I would hate to be that little guy

Farkin brilliant!

If that's an oldie, where have I been?
Very funny

LOL thats cute. I dont know how anyone would have to nerve to ask some stranger the weight of a testicle and his penis size though.

thanks for the laugh.

i laugh every time i hear it

I had never heard that one before, very good joke. Thanks for posting it.

lol, I never heard that one before!! good one.

haha I remember that one that's great

Hehe, good one!

well Its new for me...and yes..GOOOOOOOOOOODY!

Hahah classic. Haven't heard that one since I was a kid.

LOL old humor is still the best.

hehee....I remember that one

hahah thats a good one. didn't see that end coming at all

hahahahaha. I never heard that one before.

good one. was new to me.

Hehehehe, Good stuff

Ahhh... funny one, it may be old but I hadn't heard it.