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asdf1001 · 05-01-2003, 06:47 AM

A man and a woman were driving down the road and arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly
the woman reaches over and slices the man's penis off.
Angrily, she tosses it out the car window.

Driving behind the couple is a man and his 9-year-old daughter. The little girl is just chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the penis smacks their car on the windshield, sticks for a moment, then flies off.

Surprised, the daughter asks her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that?"
Not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey."

The daughter sits with a confused look on her face, and after a few minutes she says............ "Sure had
a big dick, didn't it?"

warrrreagl · 05-01-2003, 06:48 AM

OMFG, laughing out loud now!

cchris · 05-01-2003, 07:23 AM

I know that I should not laugh but..............................
Bwahahahahahahah

zaiaz · 05-01-2003, 07:28 AM

Lord have mercy on your soul...but it still was a funny joke.

forgotten_dream · 05-01-2003, 07:39 AM

*L* Good one!

guernzvt · 05-01-2003, 07:49 AM

that was funny

scroungrat · 05-01-2003, 08:52 AM

good one..

efferfax · 05-01-2003, 08:54 AM

Someone's goin to hell for that one ...... funny nonetheless.

oxymorphone · 05-01-2003, 02:07 PM

oh yeah, funniest thing i've heard all day

Mister Coaster · 05-01-2003, 02:58 PM

THAT is a funny joke. I'll have to tell that one to my father in law!

Pilgrim · 05-01-2003, 03:06 PM

Thats very funny!!

wabbit · 05-01-2003, 04:32 PM

Yes! LMAO

ariekitten · 05-01-2003, 04:33 PM

heh
little kids these days

MexicanOnABike · 05-01-2003, 09:21 PM

heheh... hilarious!

gamer715 · 05-01-2003, 09:24 PM

hahahaha that's HILARIOUS

RaZ · 05-02-2003, 08:09 AM

Heard it before, good one

creepyskip · 05-02-2003, 08:18 AM

Very funny- LOL

crackpot · 05-02-2003, 08:21 AM

Heh heh, good one <b>asdf1001</b>!

SexyCat · 05-02-2003, 09:13 AM

That was absolutely hilarious!!!

Brewmaniac · 05-02-2003, 10:32 AM

Funny as hell! Thanks

opentocomments · 05-02-2003, 12:39 PM

My dad told me that when jon Bobbit was the headline news and its still a great one.

mirevolver · 05-03-2003, 11:06 PM

and now for the most uncomfortable silence in the fathers life.

microdot · 05-03-2003, 11:08 PM

keeper!

Destrox · 05-04-2003, 08:30 AM

lol, thats great

mastertakana · 05-04-2003, 09:02 AM

that was funny

gibber71 · 05-04-2003, 09:40 AM

Good one

Fallon · 05-04-2003, 04:51 PM

Heh, that's funny, wrong, but still funny...

a_divine_martyr · 05-04-2003, 05:09 PM

Oh shit, haha. That was great!

ForgottenKnight · 05-04-2003, 09:01 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA LOL!!! That's Great! Kids these days know soo much that they shouldn't know...

stankybcn1 · 05-04-2003, 10:58 PM

That's great

mjby2 · 05-04-2003, 11:29 PM

I had to control myself from laughing out loud in the office.

mpedrummer2 · 05-05-2003, 11:20 PM

ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow

but funny, after an initial wince

annie1 · 05-10-2003, 03:23 PM

omg thats the funniest thing ive ever read!

duckduck · 05-10-2003, 08:33 PM

LMAO!! That was friggin' hilarious!

doubleaught · 05-10-2003, 11:27 PM

I've heard that before, but damn it's still hilarious!!

Knuckletest · 05-11-2003, 06:54 AM

that was awesome

RAMONES!!! · 05-11-2003, 03:54 PM

a great joke

uber1 · 05-11-2003, 07:53 PM

never heard that one... super joke!

hotzot · 05-12-2003, 10:39 PM

oldie but a goodie

small one · 05-13-2003, 01:39 AM

Ah! The innocence of youth

05-01-2003, 06:47 AM	#1 (permalink)
asdf1001 itty bitty titty committee chairman	Today's Humor: big dick A man and a woman were driving down the road and arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reaches over and slices the man's penis off. Angrily, she tosses it out the car window. Driving behind the couple is a man and his 9-year-old daughter. The little girl is just chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the penis smacks their car on the windshield, sticks for a moment, then flies off. Surprised, the daughter asks her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that?" Not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey." The daughter sits with a confused look on her face, and after a few minutes she says............ "Sure had a big dick, didn't it?" __________________ Goodbye!

05-01-2003, 06:48 AM	#2 (permalink)
warrrreagl pinche vato Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton	OMFG, laughing out loud now! __________________ Living is easy with eyes closed.

05-01-2003, 07:23 AM	#3 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	I know that I should not laugh but.............................. Bwahahahahahahah __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

05-01-2003, 07:28 AM	#4 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	Lord have mercy on your soul...but it still was a funny joke. __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

05-01-2003, 07:39 AM	#5 (permalink)
forgotten_dream Psycho	L Good one! __________________ "A ouija board just works better if you've made it yourself. It's sortof like how 'Clue' is more interesting when one of you has actually killed someone."

05-01-2003, 07:49 AM	#6 (permalink)
guernzvt Upright	that was funny

05-01-2003, 08:52 AM	#7 (permalink)
scroungrat Upright	good one.. __________________ Hmm, what to say in a signature?

05-01-2003, 08:54 AM	#8 (permalink)
efferfax Upright	Someone's goin to hell for that one ...... funny nonetheless.

05-01-2003, 02:07 PM	#9 (permalink)
oxymorphone Upright Location: under a rock	oh yeah, funniest thing i've heard all day

05-01-2003, 02:58 PM	#10 (permalink)
Mister Coaster Big & Brassy Location: The "Canyon"	THAT is a funny joke. I'll have to tell that one to my father in law! __________________ If you have any poo... fling it NOW!

05-01-2003, 03:06 PM	#11 (permalink)
Pilgrim Crazy Location: Ilium	Thats very funny!! __________________ "So it goes."

05-01-2003, 04:32 PM	#12 (permalink)
wabbit Psycho	Yes! LMAO

05-01-2003, 04:33 PM	#13 (permalink)
ariekitten bAck iN aCtiOn! Location: in my imagination	heh little kids these days __________________ I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Don't hesitate to call. ~Vash, Trigun >'.'< kitty kitty, meow ^..^~

05-01-2003, 09:21 PM	#14 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	heheh... hilarious! __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

05-01-2003, 09:24 PM	#15 (permalink)
gamer715 Insane Location: here	hahahaha that's HILARIOUS __________________ What 'chu talkin' 'bout, Willis?

05-02-2003, 09:13 AM	#19 (permalink)
SexyCat Meow Location: Michigan	That was absolutely hilarious!!!

05-02-2003, 10:32 AM	#20 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Funny as hell! Thanks __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

05-03-2003, 11:08 PM	#23 (permalink)
microdot Crazy	keeper!

05-04-2003, 08:30 AM	#24 (permalink)
Destrox Metal and Rock 4 Life Location: Phoenix	lol, thats great __________________ You bore me.... next.

05-02-2003, 08:09 AM	#16 (permalink)
RaZ Crazy	Heard it before, good one

05-02-2003, 08:18 AM	#17 (permalink)
creepyskip Crazy	Very funny- LOL

05-02-2003, 08:21 AM	#18 (permalink)
crackpot Junkie Location: Montreal	Heh heh, good one <b>asdf1001</b>!

05-02-2003, 12:39 PM	#21 (permalink)
opentocomments Psycho Location: St. Louis	My dad told me that when jon Bobbit was the headline news and its still a great one. __________________ How do we know that the sky is not green and we are all color-blind?

05-03-2003, 11:06 PM	#22 (permalink)
mirevolver Inspired by the mind's eye. Location: Between the darkness and the light.	and now for the most uncomfortable silence in the fathers life. __________________ Aside from my great plans to become the future dictator of the moon, I have little interest in political discussions.

05-04-2003, 09:02 AM	#25 (permalink)
mastertakana Crazy	that was funny __________________ All I know the time it is gettin dread Need alot of trees up in my head

05-04-2003, 09:40 AM	#26 (permalink)
gibber71 Loser	Good one

05-04-2003, 04:51 PM	#27 (permalink)
Fallon Junkie Location: RI	Heh, that's funny, wrong, but still funny...

05-04-2003, 05:09 PM	#28 (permalink)
a_divine_martyr Insane	Oh shit, haha. That was great! __________________ Censorship and thought control can only exist in secrecy and darkness...

05-04-2003, 09:01 PM	#29 (permalink)
ForgottenKnight Jesus Freak Location: Following the light...	HAHAHAHAHAHA LOL!!! That's Great! Kids these days know soo much that they shouldn't know... __________________ "People say I'm strange, does that make me a stranger?"

05-04-2003, 10:58 PM	#30 (permalink)
stankybcn1 Junkie	That's great __________________ I'll Throw You!

05-04-2003, 11:29 PM	#31 (permalink)
mjby2 Crazy	I had to control myself from laughing out loud in the office.

05-05-2003, 11:20 PM	#32 (permalink)
mpedrummer2 Insane	ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow but funny, after an initial wince __________________ My sig can beat up your honor student.

05-10-2003, 03:23 PM	#33 (permalink)
annie1 Insane	omg thats the funniest thing ive ever read!

05-10-2003, 08:33 PM	#34 (permalink)
duckduck Psycho Location: Where hockey pucks run rampant	LMAO!! That was friggin' hilarious! __________________ Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way!

05-10-2003, 11:27 PM	#35 (permalink)
doubleaught Psycho Location: OMFG BRB	I've heard that before, but damn it's still hilarious!!

05-11-2003, 06:54 AM	#36 (permalink)
Knuckletest Upright Location: Good Ole Connecticut USA	that was awesome __________________ Time heals all wounds, except those caused by a chainsaw

05-11-2003, 03:54 PM	#37 (permalink)
RAMONES!!! _-_---_-_	a great joke __________________ Come on

05-11-2003, 07:53 PM	#38 (permalink)
uber1 Crazy	never heard that one... super joke! __________________ tubulartuddles

05-12-2003, 10:39 PM	#39 (permalink)
hotzot We're having potato pancakes! Location: stalag 13	oldie but a goodie __________________ The Bully Boys are here!