Today's Humor: big dick
 

A man and a woman were driving down the road and arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly
the woman reaches over and slices the man's penis off.
Angrily, she tosses it out the car window.

Driving behind the couple is a man and his 9-year-old daughter. The little girl is just chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the penis smacks their car on the windshield, sticks for a moment, then flies off.

Surprised, the daughter asks her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that?"
Not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey."

The daughter sits with a confused look on her face, and after a few minutes she says............ "Sure had
a big dick, didn't it?"

OMFG, laughing out loud now!

I know that I should not laugh but..............................
Bwahahahahahahah

Lord have mercy on your soul...but it still was a funny joke.

*L* Good one!

that was funny

good one..

Someone's goin to hell for that one ...... funny nonetheless.

oh yeah, funniest thing i've heard all day

THAT is a funny joke. I'll have to tell that one to my father in law!

Thats very funny!!

Yes! LMAO

heh
little kids these days

heheh... hilarious!

hahahaha that's HILARIOUS

Heard it before, good one :)

Very funny- LOL

Heh heh, good one <b>asdf1001</b>!

That was absolutely hilarious!!!

Funny as hell! Thanks

My dad told me that when jon Bobbit was the headline news and its still a great one.

and now for the most uncomfortable silence in the fathers life.

keeper!

lol, thats great

that was funny

Good one

Heh, that's funny, wrong, but still funny...

Oh shit, haha. That was great!

HAHAHAHAHAHA LOL!!! That's Great! Kids these days know soo much that they shouldn't know...

That's great

I had to control myself from laughing out loud in the office.

ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow

but funny, after an initial wince

omg thats the funniest thing ive ever read!

LMAO!! That was friggin' hilarious!

I've heard that before, but damn it's still hilarious!!

that was awesome

a great joke:D:D

never heard that one... super joke!

oldie but a goodie

Ah! The innocence of youth