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asdf1001 05-01-2003 06:47 AM

Today's Humor: big dick
 
A man and a woman were driving down the road and arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly
the woman reaches over and slices the man's penis off.
Angrily, she tosses it out the car window.

Driving behind the couple is a man and his 9-year-old daughter. The little girl is just chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the penis smacks their car on the windshield, sticks for a moment, then flies off.

Surprised, the daughter asks her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that?"
Not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey."

The daughter sits with a confused look on her face, and after a few minutes she says............ "Sure had
a big dick, didn't it?"

warrrreagl 05-01-2003 06:48 AM

OMFG, laughing out loud now!

cchris 05-01-2003 07:23 AM

I know that I should not laugh but..............................
Bwahahahahahahah

zaiaz 05-01-2003 07:28 AM

Lord have mercy on your soul...but it still was a funny joke.

forgotten_dream 05-01-2003 07:39 AM

*L* Good one!

guernzvt 05-01-2003 07:49 AM

that was funny

scroungrat 05-01-2003 08:52 AM

good one..

efferfax 05-01-2003 08:54 AM

Someone's goin to hell for that one ...... funny nonetheless.

oxymorphone 05-01-2003 02:07 PM

oh yeah, funniest thing i've heard all day

Mister Coaster 05-01-2003 02:58 PM

THAT is a funny joke. I'll have to tell that one to my father in law!

Pilgrim 05-01-2003 03:06 PM

Thats very funny!!

wabbit 05-01-2003 04:32 PM

Yes! LMAO

ariekitten 05-01-2003 04:33 PM

heh
little kids these days

MexicanOnABike 05-01-2003 09:21 PM

heheh... hilarious!

gamer715 05-01-2003 09:24 PM

hahahaha that's HILARIOUS

RaZ 05-02-2003 08:09 AM

Heard it before, good one :)

creepyskip 05-02-2003 08:18 AM

Very funny- LOL

crackpot 05-02-2003 08:21 AM

Heh heh, good one <b>asdf1001</b>!

SexyCat 05-02-2003 09:13 AM

That was absolutely hilarious!!!

Brewmaniac 05-02-2003 10:32 AM

Funny as hell! Thanks

opentocomments 05-02-2003 12:39 PM

My dad told me that when jon Bobbit was the headline news and its still a great one.

mirevolver 05-03-2003 11:06 PM

and now for the most uncomfortable silence in the fathers life.

microdot 05-03-2003 11:08 PM

keeper!

Destrox 05-04-2003 08:30 AM

lol, thats great

mastertakana 05-04-2003 09:02 AM

that was funny

gibber71 05-04-2003 09:40 AM

Good one

Fallon 05-04-2003 04:51 PM

Heh, that's funny, wrong, but still funny...

a_divine_martyr 05-04-2003 05:09 PM

Oh shit, haha. That was great!

ForgottenKnight 05-04-2003 09:01 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA LOL!!! That's Great! Kids these days know soo much that they shouldn't know...

stankybcn1 05-04-2003 10:58 PM

That's great

mjby2 05-04-2003 11:29 PM

I had to control myself from laughing out loud in the office.

mpedrummer2 05-05-2003 11:20 PM

ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow

but funny, after an initial wince

annie1 05-10-2003 03:23 PM

omg thats the funniest thing ive ever read!

duckduck 05-10-2003 08:33 PM

LMAO!! That was friggin' hilarious!

doubleaught 05-10-2003 11:27 PM

I've heard that before, but damn it's still hilarious!!

Knuckletest 05-11-2003 06:54 AM

that was awesome

RAMONES!!! 05-11-2003 03:54 PM

a great joke:D:D

uber1 05-11-2003 07:53 PM

never heard that one... super joke!

hotzot 05-12-2003 10:39 PM

oldie but a goodie

small one 05-13-2003 01:39 AM

Ah! The innocence of youth


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