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Old 05-01-2003, 06:36 AM   #1 (permalink)
Essen meine kurze Hosen
 
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A doctor walks into a bank.

A doctor walks into a bank.
Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tries to write with it.
Realizing his mistake, he looks at the thermometer with annoyance and says, "Well that's great, just great...some asshole's got my pen."
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Old 05-01-2003, 06:44 AM   #2 (permalink)
pinche vato
 
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Heh heh heh. I hope it wasn't one of those overgrown PhD pens.
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Old 05-01-2003, 07:42 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Heh heh heh. I hope it wasn't one of those overgrown PhD pens.
Oh, owe!!
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Old 05-01-2003, 07:42 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Why did the Irishman put a Tampon behind his ear?...........
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Old 05-01-2003, 07:44 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Heh heh funny.
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Old 05-01-2003, 08:57 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Hadn't heard that one before, very good!
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Old 05-01-2003, 05:13 PM   #7 (permalink)
bAck iN aCtiOn!
 
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LMAO
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Old 05-01-2003, 05:16 PM   #8 (permalink)
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not bad
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Old 05-01-2003, 09:54 PM   #9 (permalink)
 
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heheh! i wouldnt want my pen back!
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Old 05-02-2003, 04:14 AM   #10 (permalink)
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And I'd sure think he could keep it, too! Wouldn't want that pen back, methinks.
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Old 06-10-2003, 11:42 AM   #11 (permalink)
will always be an Alyson Hanniganite
 
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Groaned a bit at this one...gonna share it anyway.
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Old 06-10-2003, 05:43 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Argghh.... Well, I love puns. Did you hear what the proctologist said? "No, no, I said a BUTT Light!"
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Old 06-10-2003, 07:10 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Funny ones, there. Laughed...then groaned.
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Old 06-10-2003, 11:41 PM   #14 (permalink)
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*groans, shakes head and smiles*

heh it did get a bit of a laugh out when i first read it though
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Old 06-10-2003, 11:43 PM   #15 (permalink)
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my kinda joke!
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Old 06-11-2003, 12:30 AM   #16 (permalink)
We're having potato pancakes!
 
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it's true man!
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Old 06-11-2003, 09:59 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Variation on a classic joke. Thanks for bringing it back. Good post.
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Old 06-12-2003, 01:05 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Variation on a theme of Tampax
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Old 06-12-2003, 05:22 PM   #19 (permalink)
Deliberately unfocused
 
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Old 06-12-2003, 09:46 PM   #20 (permalink)
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i thought it was stupid, then when i went to reply, I GOT IT, wow i'm dumb
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Old 06-13-2003, 02:31 PM   #21 (permalink)
so many men...so little time.
 
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Ha Ha!
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