05-01-2003, 06:36 AM | #1 (permalink) |
Essen meine kurze Hosen
Location: NY Burbs
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A doctor walks into a bank.
A doctor walks into a bank.
Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tries to write with it. Realizing his mistake, he looks at the thermometer with annoyance and says, "Well that's great, just great...some asshole's got my pen."
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05-01-2003, 07:42 AM | #3 (permalink) | |
Psycho
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05-01-2003, 05:13 PM | #7 (permalink) |
bAck iN aCtiOn!
Location: in my imagination
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LMAO
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06-10-2003, 11:42 AM | #11 (permalink) |
will always be an Alyson Hanniganite
Location: In the dust of the archives
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Groaned a bit at this one...gonna share it anyway.
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