Honeymoon #4 and still a virgin - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

platypus · 05-01-2003, 06:43 AM

A couple just got married and on the first night of the honeymoon the wife says, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin!"
The hubby says, "How so? You've been married three times before."
"Well," she says, "my first husband was a gynecologist, and all he wanted to do was look at it.
My second husband was a psychologist, and all he wanted to do was talk about it.
And my third husband was a stamp collector, and all he wanted to do...oh, I do miss HIM."

warrrreagl · 05-01-2003, 06:47 AM

I knew stamp collector's were smart.

zf0enix · 05-01-2003, 07:19 AM

Funny~

cchris · 05-01-2003, 07:32 AM

Thats a great one.............
Wonder what the new one is???????????????

forgotten_dream · 05-01-2003, 07:36 AM

Ha! Good one!

duckduck · 05-01-2003, 11:51 AM

That's actually a really good one.

GSRIDER · 05-01-2003, 12:15 PM

For her sake, he's the rotorooter man

iona · 05-01-2003, 01:51 PM

Love that one. The version I heard had her fourth husband as a lawyer... "So finally I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

Mike & Iona.

platypus · 05-01-2003, 04:14 PM

Iona, I like the addition.

wabbit · 05-01-2003, 04:25 PM

I once heard a version of this joke where the "previous" husband was a saleman. All he wanted to do, was to sit on the edge of the bed and explain how good it was going to be.

ariekitten · 05-01-2003, 04:33 PM

hehe

GreenCloud · 05-01-2003, 04:45 PM

hehehe

MexicanOnABike · 05-01-2003, 09:22 PM

hehe... i saw the long version!

RaZ · 05-02-2003, 08:08 AM

Hm, good one.

05-01-2003, 06:43 AM	#1 (permalink)
platypus Essen meine kurze Hosen Location: NY Burbs	Honeymoon #4 and still a virgin A couple just got married and on the first night of the honeymoon the wife says, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin!" The hubby says, "How so? You've been married three times before." "Well," she says, "my first husband was a gynecologist, and all he wanted to do was look at it. My second husband was a psychologist, and all he wanted to do was talk about it. And my third husband was a stamp collector, and all he wanted to do...oh, I do miss HIM." __________________ Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.

05-01-2003, 06:47 AM	#2 (permalink)
warrrreagl pinche vato Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton	I knew stamp collector's were smart. __________________ Living is easy with eyes closed.

05-01-2003, 07:19 AM	#3 (permalink)
zf0enix Psycho Location: PacNW	Funny~ __________________ One step closer to the edge...

05-01-2003, 07:32 AM	#4 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Thats a great one............. Wonder what the new one is??????????????? __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

05-01-2003, 07:36 AM	#5 (permalink)
forgotten_dream Psycho	Ha! Good one! __________________ "A ouija board just works better if you've made it yourself. It's sortof like how 'Clue' is more interesting when one of you has actually killed someone."

05-01-2003, 11:51 AM	#6 (permalink)
duckduck Psycho Location: Where hockey pucks run rampant	That's actually a really good one. __________________ Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way!

05-01-2003, 12:15 PM	#7 (permalink)
GSRIDER spurt king Location: Out of my mind	For her sake, he's the rotorooter man __________________ No signature at this time.

05-01-2003, 01:51 PM	#8 (permalink)
iona Upright Location: Scotland	Love that one. The version I heard had her fourth husband as a lawyer... "So finally I know I'm gonna get screwed!" Mike & Iona. __________________ For sale, 9" Demi-Baguettes... Satisfaction guarenteed!!!

05-01-2003, 04:14 PM	#9 (permalink)
platypus Essen meine kurze Hosen Location: NY Burbs	Iona, I like the addition. __________________ Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.

05-01-2003, 04:25 PM	#10 (permalink)
wabbit Psycho	I once heard a version of this joke where the "previous" husband was a saleman. All he wanted to do, was to sit on the edge of the bed and explain how good it was going to be.

05-01-2003, 04:33 PM	#11 (permalink)
ariekitten bAck iN aCtiOn! Location: in my imagination	hehe __________________ I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Don't hesitate to call. ~Vash, Trigun >'.'< kitty kitty, meow ^..^~

05-01-2003, 04:45 PM	#12 (permalink)
GreenCloud Insane Location: Boone, NC	hehehe __________________ "Boy, I like that echo... goes right through my head... I had that happen once, but it was chemically induced...." - Steve Earle

05-01-2003, 09:22 PM	#13 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	hehe... i saw the long version! __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

05-02-2003, 08:08 AM	#14 (permalink)
RaZ Crazy	Hm, good one.