New Year's Wishes
 

May you get a clean bill of health from your dentist, your
cardiologist, your gastro-enterologist, your urologist, your
proctologist, your podiatrist, your psychiatrist, your plumber and the
I.R.S.

May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs and your stocks
not fall; and may your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your
cholesterol, your white blood count and your mortgage interest not
rise.

May New Year's Eve find you seated around the table, together with
your beloved family and cherished friends. May you find the food better,
the environment quieter, the cost much cheaper, and the pleasure much
more fulfilling than anything else you might ordinarily do that
night.

May what you see in the mirror delight you, and what others see in
you delight them. May someone love you enough to forgive your faults, be
blind to your blemishes, and tell the world about your virtues.

May the telemarketers wait to make their sales calls until you finish
dinner, may the commercials on TV not be louder than the program you
have been watching, and may your check book and your budget balance -
and include generous amounts for charity.

May you remember to say "I love you" at least once a day to your
spouse, your child, your parent, your siblings; but not to your
secretary, your nurse, your masseuse, your hairdresser or your tennis
instructor.

And may we live in a world at peace and with the awareness of God's
love in every sunset, every flower's unfolding petals, every baby's
smile, every lover's kiss, and every wonderful, astonishing, miraculous
beat of our heart.

~Author Unknown~

May you truly have a Happy & Healthy, New Year!

Brew-

Thanks, Happy New Year to you too!
~Crack

don't know why this is in HUMOR section...

it made me smile, tho...

Happy New Year to you as well!