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slimshaydee 12-21-2003 10:30 PM

Only at christmas time...
 
Can you get away with these one liners.

1. I prefer breasts to legs.
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning.
20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!

I know some people may have heard it, as with all jokes, but that's life ay

VF19 12-22-2003 12:25 PM

lmao number 5 is funny

_Gotti_ 12-22-2003 05:27 PM

lmao , those are hilarious dude.

Sion 12-22-2003 09:36 PM

they were funnier a month ago when "Only on Thanksgiving..."

cchris 12-22-2003 09:44 PM

Got the chuckles here big time.

unique 12-23-2003 12:51 AM

That definately gave me a laugh. I liked number 6 :)


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