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Scorpio · 04-30-2003, 03:23 PM

So this guy dies and goes straight to hell. Shocked by his surroundings he runs and hides in a corner. Along comes the devil to greet the new arrival. He asks the frightened man
"what are you doing down there?"

And the man answers “I’m hiding from you because I know you will torture me to no end!"

And the devil chuckles "My young friend how wrong you are. Things aren't so bad down here. You were a drinker in your formal life weren't you?"

The man answers" Well yes I was."

The devil smiles and says" That’s great because every Sunday night is drink night. You can have any drink you want all night long."

The man says” Really?"

The devil replies "Yes and you were a smoker too weren't you?"

The man says "Well yes I was."

The devil takes him by the shoulder and says" Well that’s good because every Monday is smoke day. You can have cigarettes, Cuban cigars, and even weed!"

At this point the guy is stunned by how great life is going to be down here. Then the devil slowly turns to him and says "Now you were also gay in your formal life weren't you?"

The guy quickly responds "NO! NO! I wasn't"

And the devil smiles and says "Well you’re not gonna like Tuesdays much."

Eviltree · 04-30-2003, 03:45 PM

hahahaha, thats so good. What a great punchline.

unknownmf · 04-30-2003, 05:20 PM

haha that sux for him. But atleast the begining of the week isn't so bad. Hey who knows whats for Wednesday??

crackpot · 04-30-2003, 05:23 PM

Could he drink himself into a three day coma? That'd help somewhat...

Scorpio · 04-30-2003, 05:53 PM

Crackpot you must be a glass is half full kinda guy. lol

Quadraton · 04-30-2003, 06:32 PM

<I>So this guy dies and goes straight to hell....</I>

Woah. You really cut to the chase on that one

warrrreagl · 05-01-2003, 10:16 AM

Good one.

MexicanOnABike · 05-01-2003, 10:19 AM

ehehehe! wouldnt be so bad...

wakelagger · 05-01-2003, 06:44 PM

Hell is for anybody..

RaZ · 05-02-2003, 08:02 AM

That was a good one

GreenCloud · 05-02-2003, 08:33 PM

hey, hell could be a lot worse... cigarettes only one day a week tho, that might be torture, you get 'em just often enough that you'd never stop craving the damn things

DEI37 · 05-03-2003, 06:17 AM

Another good one. Not heard this one before...I like it.

04-30-2003, 03:23 PM	#1 (permalink)
Scorpio Registered User Location: Earth	Tuesdays So this guy dies and goes straight to hell. Shocked by his surroundings he runs and hides in a corner. Along comes the devil to greet the new arrival. He asks the frightened man "what are you doing down there?" And the man answers “I’m hiding from you because I know you will torture me to no end!" And the devil chuckles "My young friend how wrong you are. Things aren't so bad down here. You were a drinker in your formal life weren't you?" The man answers" Well yes I was." The devil smiles and says" That’s great because every Sunday night is drink night. You can have any drink you want all night long." The man says” Really?" The devil replies "Yes and you were a smoker too weren't you?" The man says "Well yes I was." The devil takes him by the shoulder and says" Well that’s good because every Monday is smoke day. You can have cigarettes, Cuban cigars, and even weed!" At this point the guy is stunned by how great life is going to be down here. Then the devil slowly turns to him and says "Now you were also gay in your formal life weren't you?" The guy quickly responds "NO! NO! I wasn't" And the devil smiles and says "Well you’re not gonna like Tuesdays much."

04-30-2003, 06:32 PM	#6 (permalink)
Quadraton Addict Location: Ottawa, ON, Canada	<I>So this guy dies and goes straight to hell....</I> Woah. You really cut to the chase on that one __________________ "A witty saying proves nothing" - Voltaire

05-01-2003, 10:16 AM	#7 (permalink)
warrrreagl pinche vato Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton	Good one. __________________ Living is easy with eyes closed.

05-01-2003, 10:19 AM	#8 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	ehehehe! wouldnt be so bad... __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

05-02-2003, 08:33 PM	#11 (permalink)
GreenCloud Insane Location: Boone, NC	hey, hell could be a lot worse... cigarettes only one day a week tho, that might be torture, you get 'em just often enough that you'd never stop craving the damn things __________________ "Boy, I like that echo... goes right through my head... I had that happen once, but it was chemically induced...." - Steve Earle

04-30-2003, 03:45 PM	#2 (permalink)
Eviltree Psycho Location: British Columbia	hahahaha, thats so good. What a great punchline.

04-30-2003, 05:20 PM	#3 (permalink)
unknownmf Insane Location: ATL	haha that sux for him. But atleast the begining of the week isn't so bad. Hey who knows whats for Wednesday??

04-30-2003, 05:23 PM	#4 (permalink)
crackpot Junkie Location: Montreal	Could he drink himself into a three day coma? That'd help somewhat...

04-30-2003, 05:53 PM	#5 (permalink)
Scorpio Registered User Location: Earth	Crackpot you must be a glass is half full kinda guy. lol

05-01-2003, 06:44 PM	#9 (permalink)
wakelagger Insane Location: Toronto	Hell is for anybody..

05-02-2003, 08:02 AM	#10 (permalink)
RaZ Crazy	That was a good one

05-03-2003, 06:17 AM	#12 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	Another good one. Not heard this one before...I like it.