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thingstodo · 12-15-2003, 11:20 AM

PINOCCHIO had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about
> > splinters when they were having sex. Pinocchio, therefore, went to
> > visit
> > Gepetto to see if he could help.
> > Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper wherever indicated and
> > Pinocchio skipped away enlightened.
> > A couple weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through
> > town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?"
> > Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?"
> > _____________________________________________
> >
> > LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD was walking through the woods when suddenly the
> > Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a sword to her
> > throat, said, "Red, I'm going to screw your brains out!"
> > To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic basket
> > and pulled out a .44 magnum and pointed it at him and said, "No, you're
> > not.
> > You're going to eat me, just like it says in the book."
> > ____________________________________________
> >
> > MICKEY MOUSE and MINNIE MOUSE were in divorce court and the judge said
> > to Mickey,
> > "You say here that your wife is crazy."
> > Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she's f**king
> > Goofy."

thingstodo · 12-15-2003, 11:23 AM

Sorry I neglected to clean out the trash in this and the last thread. I'll do better next time. Also, I found these to be pretty funny so let me know if you DON'T and I'll be more selective. I don't recall seeing these all over the place, hopefully....

Sho Nuff · 12-15-2003, 11:33 AM

Good for a laugh. Especially the Mickey and Minnie one.

DEI37 · 12-15-2003, 04:17 PM

These are good. Had heard two of 'em before, but that doesn't make them less funny!

Nation · 12-15-2003, 07:22 PM

I love the Mickey one. That's classic.

thephuse · 12-15-2003, 09:17 PM

haha like the mickey one

bravo49 · 12-16-2003, 01:32 AM

The mickie one I'd heard b4, but the other two perfect

orphen · 12-16-2003, 07:31 AM

the PINOCCHIO one is pretty funny

boxcarracer277 · 12-16-2003, 09:39 AM

The Mickey one is my favorite too. . .very funny.

Slacks_01 · 12-16-2003, 09:57 AM

took me two reads to get the riding hood one

The_Dude · 12-16-2003, 12:50 PM

good ones

yankeefatboy · 12-16-2003, 10:52 PM

Red Riding Hood is a new one to me. Loved it!!!!!

hawkeye · 12-17-2003, 04:16 AM

heh. both threads were good. I think that I liked little Red's bit best tho...

12-24-2003, 03:30 AM

If fairytales were like this when I was a kid I would never have bothered to grow up.

12-15-2003, 11:20 AM	#1 (permalink)
thingstodo A Storm Is Coming Location: The Great White North	More Adult Fairy Tales PINOCCHIO had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about > > splinters when they were having sex. Pinocchio, therefore, went to > > visit > > Gepetto to see if he could help. > > Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper wherever indicated and > > Pinocchio skipped away enlightened. > > A couple weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through > > town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?" > > Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?" > > _____________________________________________ > > > > LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD was walking through the woods when suddenly the > > Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a sword to her > > throat, said, "Red, I'm going to screw your brains out!" > > To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic basket > > and pulled out a .44 magnum and pointed it at him and said, "No, you're > > not. > > You're going to eat me, just like it says in the book." > > ____________________________________________ > > > > MICKEY MOUSE and MINNIE MOUSE were in divorce court and the judge said > > to Mickey, > > "You say here that your wife is crazy." > > Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she's f*king > > Goofy." __________________ If you're wringing your hands you can't roll up your shirt sleeves. Stangers have the best* candy.

12-15-2003, 11:23 AM	#2 (permalink)
thingstodo A Storm Is Coming Location: The Great White North	Sorry I neglected to clean out the trash in this and the last thread. I'll do better next time. Also, I found these to be pretty funny so let me know if you DON'T and I'll be more selective. I don't recall seeing these all over the place, hopefully.... __________________ If you're wringing your hands you can't roll up your shirt sleeves. Stangers have the best candy.

12-15-2003, 11:33 AM	#3 (permalink)
Sho Nuff Addict Location: Harlem	Good for a laugh. Especially the Mickey and Minnie one. __________________ I know Nietzsche doesnt rhyme with peachy, but you sound like a pretentious prick when you correct me.

12-15-2003, 04:17 PM	#4 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	These are good. Had heard two of 'em before, but that doesn't make them less funny! __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

12-15-2003, 09:17 PM	#6 (permalink)
thephuse Psycho Location: NY	haha like the mickey one __________________ b000yahed up your w000pah!! Joygasm~!!

12-15-2003, 07:22 PM	#5 (permalink)
Nation Insane	I love the Mickey one. That's classic.

12-16-2003, 01:32 AM	#7 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	The mickie one I'd heard b4, but the other two perfect

12-16-2003, 07:31 AM	#8 (permalink)
orphen Insane	the PINOCCHIO one is pretty funny

12-16-2003, 09:39 AM	#9 (permalink)
boxcarracer277 Tilted	The Mickey one is my favorite too. . .very funny.

12-16-2003, 09:57 AM	#10 (permalink)
Slacks_01 Tilted	took me two reads to get the riding hood one

12-16-2003, 12:50 PM	#11 (permalink)
The_Dude The GrandDaddy of them all! Location: Austin, TX	good ones __________________ "Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." - Darrel K Royal

12-16-2003, 10:52 PM	#12 (permalink)
yankeefatboy Addict Location: northern california	Red Riding Hood is a new one to me. Loved it!!!!!

12-17-2003, 04:16 AM	#13 (permalink)
hawkeye back from sabbatical Location: Mosptopia	heh. both threads were good. I think that I liked little Red's bit best tho... __________________ You're not fat, You're just a giant ball of love, covered in anger.

12-24-2003, 03:30 AM	#14 (permalink)
Strobs Guest	If fairytales were like this when I was a kid I would never have bothered to grow up.