More Adult Fairy Tales
 

PINOCCHIO had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about
> > splinters when they were having sex. Pinocchio, therefore, went to
> > visit
> > Gepetto to see if he could help.
> > Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper wherever indicated and
> > Pinocchio skipped away enlightened.
> > A couple weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through
> > town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?"
> > Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?"
> > _____________________________________________
> >
> > LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD was walking through the woods when suddenly the
> > Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a sword to her
> > throat, said, "Red, I'm going to screw your brains out!"
> > To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic basket
> > and pulled out a .44 magnum and pointed it at him and said, "No, you're
> > not.
> > You're going to eat me, just like it says in the book."
> > ____________________________________________
> >
> > MICKEY MOUSE and MINNIE MOUSE were in divorce court and the judge said
> > to Mickey,
> > "You say here that your wife is crazy."
> > Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she's f**king
> > Goofy."

Sorry I neglected to clean out the trash in this and the last thread. I'll do better next time. Also, I found these to be pretty funny so let me know if you DON'T and I'll be more selective. I don't recall seeing these all over the place, hopefully....

Good for a laugh. Especially the Mickey and Minnie one.

These are good. Had heard two of 'em before, but that doesn't make them less funny!

I love the Mickey one. That's classic.

haha like the mickey one

The mickie one I'd heard b4, but the other two perfect

the PINOCCHIO one is pretty funny

The Mickey one is my favorite too. . .very funny.

took me two reads to get the riding hood one

good ones

Red Riding Hood is a new one to me. Loved it!!!!!

heh. both threads were good. I think that I liked little Red's bit best tho...

If fairytales were like this when I was a kid I would never have bothered to grow up.