Adult Fairy Tales
 

CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let
> > her. "You must be home by 2am! Any later, and your diaphragm will turn
> > into a
> > pumpkin." 2:00 a.m. Cinderella shows up, looking love struck and very
> > satisfied.
> > "Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother. "Your diaphragm
> > was supposed to turn into a
> > pumpkin three hours ago!!!"
> > " I met a prince, Fairy Godmother.
> > He took care of everything."
> > The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no
> > prince with that kind of power!
> > Tell me his name!"
> > Cinderella replied, I can't remember, exactly, ..
> > Peter, Peter, something or other..."

That's pretty good. Not heard that one before.

LOL. That's a good one!

i dont get it
i may be an idiot however, it is yet to be determined

i think it's supposed to be

'Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater'

Call me thick, but I don't get it

Slant Eyes, you are wise. It is pumpkin eater.

haha good one

Now the question is, how do I present that one at work? Very good one!

The original Brothers Grimm would be proud.
nice one.

lol, took me a bit, but i got it

Heh, good one.
But didn't she return at 2am, as requested? Confused there. But funny nevertheless! Thanks for the post.

I got a good laugh out of that one, thanks.

Xcellent! very funny:)

hmm... had to ask about it... funny...

Showed this to my friends in school a while ago...almost got us in trouble...still funny

Had people check on why I was laughing so hard, great joke.

haha good stuff :lol:

ha ha great one

haha!

lol, that is pretty good!

Ha ha, thats a good one

Very good one that I hadn't heard before. Thanks

LOL!

Talk about a joke having legs...

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?











Choked...hehe