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12-12-2003, 01:42 AM
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Psycho
Location: northamptonshire
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Why Condoms Come in Boxes of 3, 6, or 12.
Why Condoms Come in Boxes of 3, 6, or 12.
A man walks into a drug store with his 13-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these,Dad?" > > > To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms,son....Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." > > > He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package." > > > The Dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday,one for Saturday, and one for Sunday." > > > "Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" > > > "Those are for college boys." the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." > > > "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack. > > > With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March........"
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12-18-2003, 12:54 AM
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Psycho
Location: northamptonshire
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I sent this to my g/f mother and she replied with
' a good reason not to get married ' LOL i hope that was mean as humour not a warning. 
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