Why Condoms Come in Boxes of 3, 6, or 12.
 

Why Condoms Come in Boxes of 3, 6, or 12.


A man walks into a drug store with his 13-year old son.
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these,Dad?"
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To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms,son....Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
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He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package."
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The Dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday,one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
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"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"
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"Those are for college boys." the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
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"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.
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With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March........"

so so wrong and very funny, somehow i don't think the wife will appreciate it

Hilarious!

Mwa ha ha. Very funny indeed. Saw the punch linr coming, but it still gave me a chuckle...

poor married men :p

heard that one before, a smart married man wouldn't need any.

that would suck.... thats why i dont plan to get married.

lol...good joke!

That strikes a little too close to home. :(

It's almost Christmas, I better breakout the December package.

:(
I hope I never have to go through that...

Funny joke though :)

If that isn't the truth....

NEVER GONNA GET MARRIED !!!!

GREAT joke!!!... and yet (from what i hear sometimes) very true!

a great reason to wait longer to getting married

I sent this to my g/f mother and she replied with

' a good reason not to get married ' LOL i hope that was mean as humour not a warning.:confused:

True, how very true

I wish it weren't true, but it is.
I need the 4 pack: Winter, Spring...

funny

Yeah those are nice, but I usually get the ones that come in packs of 2-3 hundred. Sure they break sometimes... actually, most of the time, but for $5 who couldnt resist!

hehe...good one...sad but true.

Haha poor married guys. lol

Funny................cuz it's true.

haha, that's funny