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Liquor Dealer · 12-10-2003, 12:59 PM

An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes.

The 1st passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player; the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die." So he took the 1st pack and left the plane.

The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife of a former U.S. President, a NY State Senator and a potential future president. And I am the smartest woman in American history, so America's people don't want me to die," and she took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.

The 3rd passenger, George W. Bush, said, "I'm the President of the United States of America. I have great responsibility being the leader of a superpower nation." So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped.

The 4th passenger, Billy Graham, said to the 5th passenger, a 10 year old schoolgirl, "I am old and frail and don't have many years left and as a Christian, I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute. The girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute left for you. America's smartest woman took my schoolbag."

Crack · 12-10-2003, 02:32 PM

YES! Beautiful! Loved it! um...Great! I'll have to tell my wife, damn democrats... Thanks!
~Crack

Sensei · 12-10-2003, 08:41 PM

HAHA, fabulous!! I'm a Dem myself but lots of us aren't especially fond of HRC.

The_Dude · 12-10-2003, 08:57 PM

OH!!!! oh oH! didnt see that coming.

bravo49 · 12-11-2003, 03:58 AM

Typical Yank, good one

Manorotsky · 12-11-2003, 02:00 PM

Thought it was gonna be George W. Bush.

Keg-o-Grog · 12-11-2003, 02:38 PM

hahahaa! hahaa..

TerresqueÜ · 12-11-2003, 02:41 PM

Heh, stupid Hillary....reminds me of a Hillary I know...

12-10-2003, 12:59 PM	#1 (permalink)
Liquor Dealer Super Agitator Location: Just SW of Nowhere!!! In the good old US of A	Politics, Religion, and on being important! An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes. The 1st passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player; the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die." So he took the 1st pack and left the plane. The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife of a former U.S. President, a NY State Senator and a potential future president. And I am the smartest woman in American history, so America's people don't want me to die," and she took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane. The 3rd passenger, George W. Bush, said, "I'm the President of the United States of America. I have great responsibility being the leader of a superpower nation." So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped. The 4th passenger, Billy Graham, said to the 5th passenger, a 10 year old schoolgirl, "I am old and frail and don't have many years left and as a Christian, I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute. The girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute left for you. America's smartest woman took my schoolbag." Last edited by Liquor Dealer; 12-10-2003 at 01:02 PM..

12-10-2003, 02:32 PM	#2 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	YES! Beautiful! Loved it! um...Great! I'll have to tell my wife, damn democrats... Thanks! ~Crack __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

12-10-2003, 08:41 PM	#3 (permalink)
Sensei Black Belt in Slacking Off Location: Portland Or-ah-gun	HAHA, fabulous!! I'm a Dem myself but lots of us aren't especially fond of HRC. __________________ Slacking off with style since 1981.

12-10-2003, 08:57 PM	#4 (permalink)
The_Dude The GrandDaddy of them all! Location: Austin, TX	OH!!!! oh oH! didnt see that coming. __________________ "Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." - Darrel K Royal

12-11-2003, 02:00 PM	#6 (permalink)
Manorotsky Upright Location: Katy, TX	Thought it was gonna be George W. Bush. __________________ Things you own, end up owning you.

12-11-2003, 03:58 AM	#5 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	Typical Yank, good one

12-11-2003, 02:38 PM	#7 (permalink)
Keg-o-Grog Insane Location: Foregin student in Texas atm.	hahahaa! hahaa.. __________________ I stand alone without beliefs, the only truth i know is you.

12-11-2003, 02:41 PM	#8 (permalink)
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