Survivor... Texas Style! - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

~springrain · 12-10-2003, 06:37 AM

Meant to put this in Humor... sorry... had a brain fart... hope you enjoy anyway...

Survivor (Texas Style)

CBS is currently running the popular reality show "Survivor". In response, the state of Texas is planning it’s own show -- "Survivor Texas Style." The contestants will begin their journey in Dallas, travel through Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston, and down to Brownsville. They will continue on to Del Rio, El Paso, then to Midland/Odessa, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there, they proceed to Abilene, and on to Ft. Worth and ultimately back to their starting point in Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads, "I'm gay, I voted for Al Gore, and I'm here to confiscate your guns."

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive... wins.

Holo · 12-10-2003, 06:40 AM

hahahahahhahaahahahahah

best reaction I can come up with*

redravin40 · 12-10-2003, 06:48 AM

moved it for you you ~springrain.
Very funny. Now they need to do a survivor Alaska.
How many uses can you find for duct tape?

Crack · 12-10-2003, 07:24 PM

No one would survive... I'd watch it!
~Crack

TerresqueÜ · 12-11-2003, 02:44 PM

Hahaha!!! I hate reality tv though, so stupid.

sbester · 12-11-2003, 04:22 PM

that's a great joke

MexicanOnABike · 12-13-2003, 10:10 PM

hehehe... would be great tv.

Tarn · 12-15-2003, 08:41 AM

HAHHAHAH !!!!!! excellent idear !!!

Liquor Dealer · 12-15-2003, 07:40 PM

I bet a bunch that they'd never get outa' the Dallas city limits!

deportes · 12-15-2003, 09:16 PM

never make it, I would watch it.

12-10-2003, 06:37 AM	#1 (permalink)
~springrain Banned Location: central USA	Survivor... Texas Style! Meant to put this in Humor... sorry... had a brain fart... hope you enjoy anyway... Survivor (Texas Style) CBS is currently running the popular reality show "Survivor". In response, the state of Texas is planning it’s own show -- "Survivor Texas Style." The contestants will begin their journey in Dallas, travel through Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston, and down to Brownsville. They will continue on to Del Rio, El Paso, then to Midland/Odessa, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there, they proceed to Abilene, and on to Ft. Worth and ultimately back to their starting point in Dallas. Each will be driving a pink Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads, "I'm gay, I voted for Al Gore, and I'm here to confiscate your guns." The first one to make it back to Dallas alive... wins. Last edited by ~springrain; 12-10-2003 at 08:30 AM..

12-10-2003, 06:40 AM	#2 (permalink)
Holo A Real American	hahahahahhahaahahahahah best reaction I can come up with* __________________ I happen to like the words "fuck", "cock", "pussy", "tits", "cunt", "twat", "shit" and even "bitch". As long as I am not using them to describe you, don't go telling me whether or not I can/should use them...that is, if you want me to continue refraining from using them to describe you. ~Prince

12-10-2003, 07:24 PM	#4 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	No one would survive... I'd watch it! ~Crack __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

12-11-2003, 02:44 PM	#5 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Hahaha!!! I hate reality tv though, so stupid. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

12-13-2003, 10:10 PM	#7 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	hehehe... would be great tv. __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

12-10-2003, 06:48 AM	#3 (permalink)
redravin40 Loser Location: With Jadzia	moved it for you you ~springrain. Very funny. Now they need to do a survivor Alaska. How many uses can you find for duct tape?

12-11-2003, 04:22 PM	#6 (permalink)
sbester Crazy	that's a great joke

12-15-2003, 08:41 AM	#8 (permalink)
Tarn Crazy	HAHHAHAH !!!!!! excellent idear !!!

12-15-2003, 07:40 PM	#9 (permalink)
Liquor Dealer Super Agitator Location: Just SW of Nowhere!!! In the good old US of A	I bet a bunch that they'd never get outa' the Dallas city limits! __________________ Life isn't always a bowl of cherries, sometimes it's more like a jar of Jalapenos --- what you say or do today might burn your ass tomorrow!!!

12-15-2003, 09:16 PM	#10 (permalink)
deportes Psycho	never make it, I would watch it.