Signing in Bed
 

Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights (because they can't see each other using sign language, natch).

After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife proposes a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals?

For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time."

The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea! Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time." "And if you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis......fifty times"

I guess I should marry a deaf girl, huh? :p

This could also work if you have a light sleeper in the house ;)

hehe

I've heard something similar...pretty funny stuff.

And if you have a headache put it in your mouth - what, you don't have a headache? Well how bout we have sex.

Very good

In the bath:- "It's mine and I'll wash it as fast as I like"

unexpected

Funny stuff

nice

:lol: Both jokes are hilarious!

haha!!~!!
50 times!??

Yes, 50!

And I like that bath one, too!

haha.. I'll share that at work tomorrow.

hah, I wonder how long that would last.

hehehe.... id need more than 50... .200? 300? :)

hehehe :p

heh, thats pretty good

lol... is 50 enough times though?

Top humour that one is going round work.

hehe