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Old 11-25-2003, 03:50 AM   #1 (permalink)
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My friend's little cousin's 2nd grade essay on Egyptains. Enjoy!

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This essay is about the ancient Egyptians. They lived in eygpt and they made peraymids and lived in the sand. They liked to be mummys and they also didn’t eat water or food because they live in the desert they only ate camels. They also rode on them. This is what my essay will be about. Ok here it is.

The eygptians liked to live in the desert and liked to build peryamids. They are big things that look like a triangular and they are made with bricks and they carry mummys. The peramids took a long time to make but they made them with the help of lots of slaves and they slave might be friends of moses because moses was a slave to the Egyptians. But that dosnt make all of them bad. The egyptains also liked making peramids because they didn’t have anything to do besides look at camels and eat them.

The next thing I will talk about is a mummy. A mummy is a dead Egyptians who is dead and is wrapped in white clothing and he stays that way forever in a perymaid and if you go into it to steal the mummys gold you will die because there are traps in the peramid. The Egyptians made a juice that makes the mummys be mummys and we don’t understand the mummy juice. But if you did you cold make a mummy instead of a regular dead person in today but we don’t understand mummy stuff. Ok that is all about mummys.

The other thing I will talk about is a camel the camel is the Egyptians favorite pet because they used to have giraffes as pets but they left and so the camels are theyre next favorite pet. They eat camels because that’s all there is to eat besides sand and sand can kill you. All the eyptians like to do is make peramids and camels. One camel is named Hajee I bet because that’s a good name. ok thank you that’s all.

That is what the eygptians do. They also worshiped the spinx who was a lion man statue in egpyt he dosnt have a nose. Ok. Thank you for reading about my eypgtians essay and I like to be an eypgtian for easter or Halloween. I like camels but gifaffes more if I had one I would call my girafee frank. The end.
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Old 11-25-2003, 05:29 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Wahahaha!! Funny! I wonder where he gets those ideas!
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Old 11-25-2003, 06:48 AM   #3 (permalink)
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" I like camels but gifaffes more if I had one I would call my girafee frank."


this cracks me up to no end.
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Old 11-25-2003, 08:27 AM   #4 (permalink)
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dont eat sand coz sand can kill you when you eat it
LOL

you have to wonder what the kid was reading and hearing that got him off on those wierd tangents
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Old 11-25-2003, 02:09 PM   #5 (permalink)
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gotta get me some of that "mummy juice"!
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Old 11-25-2003, 05:38 PM   #6 (permalink)
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eating camels sounds delciously delightful
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Old 11-25-2003, 05:42 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I don't think I get it...
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Old 11-25-2003, 07:32 PM   #8 (permalink)
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That was incredably cute.
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Old 11-26-2003, 12:42 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 11-27-2003, 05:18 PM   #10 (permalink)
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*light snicker*


*harder snicker*


*laughter*


*raucus laughter*

Cute kid!
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Old 11-27-2003, 11:41 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Hehe,

"A mummy is a dead eqyptian"

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Old 11-28-2003, 02:39 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Altogether slightly worrying, but fantasticly hilarious. 'll make an exception from my rule to hate children for this one.
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Old 11-28-2003, 06:39 PM   #13 (permalink)
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"The egyptains also liked making peramids because they didn’t have anything to do besides look at camels and eat them"
I loved it.
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Old 12-04-2003, 02:40 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Maybe he's right. We'll never know.

Thanks for sharing, brought back some good memories.
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Old 12-04-2003, 10:58 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Old 12-06-2003, 11:54 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Re: just HAD to share this, part II

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The egyptains also liked making peramids because they didn’t have anything to do besides look at camels and eat them.
hahaha. I also liked the transitions he would have between sections. Good stuff.
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Old 12-08-2003, 12:11 PM   #17 (permalink)
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haha great sense of humor
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Old 12-08-2003, 11:11 PM   #18 (permalink)
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This kid has mastered the art of concluding paragraphs.

"Ok that is all about mummys."
"ok thank you that’s all."

BRILLIANT!
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Old 12-09-2003, 07:34 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Classic! Very funny.
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Old 12-12-2003, 11:52 AM   #20 (permalink)
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"The Egyptians made a juice that makes the mummys be mummys and we don’t understand the mummy juice." - that got me rollin
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Old 12-12-2003, 09:31 PM   #21 (permalink)
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thats one of the funniest things ive ever heard
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Old 12-13-2003, 02:04 PM   #22 (permalink)
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it would have been funnier if he was in high school.
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Old 12-17-2003, 11:51 AM   #23 (permalink)
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This was great. It reminds me of stories the kids in my mom's 2nd grade class write. I love reading those.
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Old 12-21-2003, 06:08 PM   #24 (permalink)
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frank is a good name for a camel
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Old 12-23-2003, 04:35 AM   #25 (permalink)
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wow, cant wait to tell him that his story got 608 views
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Old 12-23-2003, 05:59 AM   #26 (permalink)
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you have to save that for him as a reminder. show it to him when he grows up. lol. thanks for sharing
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Old 12-23-2003, 07:24 PM   #27 (permalink)
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LOL I can just see a child telling this story...very funny.
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Old 12-25-2003, 08:30 PM   #28 (permalink)
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That last line just cracks me up.
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