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mrquackers 11-20-2003 07:02 PM

The perfect woman...
 
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women don't know each other.

Regziever 11-20-2003 10:43 PM

Lol! Okay I probarbly should have expected the last line but for some reason I didn't. Took me completly by suprise! Great one!

kifferfong 11-22-2003 07:10 AM

I expected something else, like "Dream on" or something, lol. Funny!

Gortexfogg 11-22-2003 07:15 AM

Hahaha, oh that's a good one!

tekaweni 11-22-2003 07:33 AM

hahah yes, simple straightforward and extremely funny!

bravo49 11-22-2003 08:00 AM

So very true

TerresqueÜ 11-22-2003 11:38 AM

Clever, heh!

RotEx 11-22-2003 08:44 PM

i enjoy'd that one, and it is SO true!

WarWagon 11-22-2003 10:33 PM

:D

Its funny because its true.

Tiger69z 11-23-2003 11:13 AM

:D

Lol, i didn't expect that one

Amarth 11-23-2003 02:13 PM

LOL, caught me totally off gaurd. I'm off! I need to find me at least ONE of those women...


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