3 Vampires ... warning ...
 

There are these 3 vampires. The first vampire walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of blood." The bartender gives him the shot of blood, the vampire drinks it, and leaves.
The second vampire walks into the bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of blood." The bartender gives him the shot of blood, the vampire drinks it, and leaves.

The third vampire walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of water."

The bartender says, "Why do you want a shot of water?"

The vampire pulls out a dirty tampon and says, "Tea time."

Ewwww

Bleeeeech. I'll be sure to tell this one when I'm around 13-year-old boys.

ohhh not what i expected!

Already posted last week:
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...?threadid=2080

<~throws up

That was nasty. Yuck

hehe.....gross......

sick!!! but i sure am going to send to to other people!

I was eating lunch...hhhaa

very very gross
at least i wasnt eating or anything :)

That was nasty & funny.