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Old 04-28-2003, 10:38 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Eye Exam

A guy goes to his eye doctor for an examination. They start talking as the doctor is examing his eyes. In the middle of their conversation, the doctor casually says, "You need to stop masturbating."
The guy replies, "Why Doc? Am I going blind?"

The doctor says, "No, but you're upsetting the other patients in the waiting room."
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Old 04-28-2003, 10:45 PM   #2 (permalink)
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very good
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Old 04-28-2003, 11:01 PM   #3 (permalink)
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hehe, there's a new one
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Old 04-29-2003, 12:20 AM   #4 (permalink)
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lol, didnt expect that punchline
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Old 04-29-2003, 12:55 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Good
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Old 04-29-2003, 02:57 AM   #6 (permalink)
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haha love it
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Old 04-29-2003, 04:45 AM   #7 (permalink)
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bahaha

good one, didnt see the punchline coming =)
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Old 04-29-2003, 04:47 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Nice
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Old 04-29-2003, 05:49 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Hit like a right hook
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Old 04-29-2003, 05:53 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Woo hooo!!! Brilliant.
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Old 04-29-2003, 06:44 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Haha, very creative.
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Old 04-29-2003, 07:11 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Good one.
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Old 04-29-2003, 06:19 PM   #13 (permalink)
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haha. very funny
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Old 04-29-2003, 06:28 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Hahahaha, but why was he doing it in the doctors office anyways?
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Old 04-29-2003, 06:35 PM   #15 (permalink)
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That's funny
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Old 04-29-2003, 07:53 PM   #16 (permalink)
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hehe, never saw it coming
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Old 04-30-2003, 03:09 AM   #17 (permalink)
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oh, ouch! Nice...
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