Drider_it

A guy goes to his eye doctor for an examination. They start talking as the doctor is examing his eyes. In the middle of their conversation, the doctor casually says, "You need to stop masturbating."
The guy replies, "Why Doc? Am I going blind?"

The doctor says, "No, but you're upsetting the other patients in the waiting room."

jindiv

very good

Darklight Adept

hehe, there's a new one

soccerstudpc20

lol, didnt expect that punchline

small one

Good

uffjohn

haha love it

Loki

bahaha

good one, didnt see the punchline coming =)

RaZ

Nice

cchris

Hit like a right hook

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ratbastid

Woo hooo!!! Brilliant.

Hycdubg

Haha, very creative.

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warrrreagl

Good one.

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ARRH

haha. very funny

TerresqueÜ

Hahahaha, but why was he doing it in the doctors office anyways?

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gibber71

That's funny

Eviltree

hehe, never saw it coming

forgotten_dream

oh, ouch! Nice...

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