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Drider_it · 04-28-2003, 10:38 PM

A guy goes to his eye doctor for an examination. They start talking as the doctor is examing his eyes. In the middle of their conversation, the doctor casually says, "You need to stop masturbating."
The guy replies, "Why Doc? Am I going blind?"

The doctor says, "No, but you're upsetting the other patients in the waiting room."

jindiv · 04-28-2003, 10:45 PM

very good

Darklight Adept · 04-28-2003, 11:01 PM

hehe, there's a new one

soccerstudpc20 · 04-29-2003, 12:20 AM

lol, didnt expect that punchline

small one · 04-29-2003, 12:55 AM

uffjohn · 04-29-2003, 02:57 AM

haha love it

Loki · 04-29-2003, 04:45 AM

bahaha

good one, didnt see the punchline coming =)

RaZ · 04-29-2003, 04:47 AM

cchris · 04-29-2003, 05:49 AM

Hit like a right hook

ratbastid · 04-29-2003, 05:53 AM

Woo hooo!!! Brilliant.

Hycdubg · 04-29-2003, 06:44 AM

Haha, very creative.

warrrreagl · 04-29-2003, 07:11 AM

Good one.

ARRH · 04-29-2003, 06:19 PM

haha. very funny

TerresqueÜ · 04-29-2003, 06:28 PM

Hahahaha, but why was he doing it in the doctors office anyways?

gibber71 · 04-29-2003, 06:35 PM

That's funny

Eviltree · 04-29-2003, 07:53 PM

hehe, never saw it coming

forgotten_dream · 04-30-2003, 03:09 AM

oh, ouch! Nice...

04-28-2003, 10:38 PM	#1 (permalink)
Drider_it Junkie Location: Louisiana	Eye Exam A guy goes to his eye doctor for an examination. They start talking as the doctor is examing his eyes. In the middle of their conversation, the doctor casually says, "You need to stop masturbating." The guy replies, "Why Doc? Am I going blind?" The doctor says, "No, but you're upsetting the other patients in the waiting room."

04-29-2003, 05:49 AM	#9 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Hit like a right hook __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

04-29-2003, 06:44 AM	#11 (permalink)
Hycdubg Insane Location: Up my ass	Haha, very creative. __________________ Alice, that dog has been licking his own asshole for three hours. I would venture to say that there is nothing there that requires more than an hour's attention. So I would suggest that whatever he's attempting to dislodge is either gone for good....or there to stay. -The Long Kiss Goodnight_

04-29-2003, 07:11 AM	#12 (permalink)
warrrreagl pinche vato Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton	Good one. __________________ Living is easy with eyes closed.

04-29-2003, 06:28 PM	#14 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Hahahaha, but why was he doing it in the doctors office anyways? __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

04-28-2003, 10:45 PM	#2 (permalink)
jindiv Upright Location: Sydney	very good

04-28-2003, 11:01 PM	#3 (permalink)
Darklight Adept Crazy Location: Houston, Tx	hehe, there's a new one

04-29-2003, 12:20 AM	#4 (permalink)
soccerstudpc20 Insane	lol, didnt expect that punchline

04-29-2003, 12:55 AM	#5 (permalink)
small one Banned Location: York	Good

04-29-2003, 02:57 AM	#6 (permalink)
uffjohn Crazy	haha love it

04-29-2003, 04:45 AM	#7 (permalink)
Loki Psycho Location: Drifting.	bahaha good one, didnt see the punchline coming =)

04-29-2003, 05:53 AM	#10 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	Woo hooo!!! Brilliant.

04-29-2003, 06:19 PM	#13 (permalink)
ARRH Insane	haha. very funny

04-29-2003, 06:35 PM	#15 (permalink)
gibber71 Loser	That's funny

04-29-2003, 07:53 PM	#16 (permalink)
Eviltree Psycho Location: British Columbia	hehe, never saw it coming

04-29-2003, 04:47 AM	#8 (permalink)
RaZ Crazy	Nice

04-30-2003, 03:09 AM	#17 (permalink)
forgotten_dream Psycho	oh, ouch! Nice... __________________ "A ouija board just works better if you've made it yourself. It's sortof like how 'Clue' is more interesting when one of you has actually killed someone."