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A little girl comes up to a little boy in school and says, "Hey! What's a penis?" The little boy looks at her at says, "I don't know." She tells him, "Well, when you go home tonight, see if you can find out."

So the little boy is at home and his dad comes in. The little boy says to him, "Dad! What's a penis?" In a low voice his father says, "Come here, Son." and takes him into the bathroom. He unzips his pants, pulls out his penis, holds it, points to it and says, "Son, This is a penis! In fact, son, this is a perfect penis!"

The next day, the little boy is at school. The little girl comes up to him and says, "Hey! Did you find out what a penis is?" In a low voice the little boy says, "Come here." and takes her behind the bushes. He unzips his pants, pulls out his penis, holds it, points to it and says "this is a penis. In fact, if this was an inch shorter and full of wrinkles, it would be a perfect penis!"

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Lloyd

hehehehehe

gave me a chuckle

SSJwrestler

poor dad...being shown up by his son...SO funnny

legolas

hahaha

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yankeefatboy

cold, very cold. But damn funny. Thanks.

pta200

hhehehehe

Gortexfogg

Haha! Very funny.

clifclav

cute. thanks

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