Things you can get away with saying only at Christmas. - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

rmarshall · 11-04-2003, 12:05 PM

1. I prefer breasts to legs.

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!

4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst.

5. I've never seen a better spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

12. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!

13. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you put it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.

18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!

19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning.

20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!

sadistikdreams · 11-04-2003, 04:27 PM

Christmas, or Thanksgiving.

Esoteric · 11-04-2003, 07:56 PM

Haha, nice.

bravo49 · 11-05-2003, 01:36 AM

Cannot beat double meanings

Gortexfogg · 11-05-2003, 08:03 AM

Hehehe...good stuff!

Keg-o-Grog · 11-06-2003, 05:59 AM

lists are cool shit

GremlinDelirium · 11-06-2003, 10:47 AM

LoL, thats great, but i would think thanksgiving is the better time of the year to use those

SSJwrestler · 11-06-2003, 03:46 PM

i prefer breasts and legs everyday

Eldaire · 11-06-2003, 06:43 PM

*gasping for breath*
can't......stop......lauging

doubleaught · 11-08-2003, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sadistikdreams
Christmas, or Thanksgiving.

IAWTP; that in mind, nice!

Crack · 11-11-2003, 05:10 PM

We normally have ham for Christmas...what does that say about me?

11-04-2003, 12:05 PM	#1 (permalink)
rmarshall Addict Location: Kingston,Ontario	Things you can get away with saying only at Christmas. 1. I prefer breasts to legs. 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. Smother the butter all over the breasts! 4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst. 5. I've never seen a better spread! 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go. 12. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time! 13. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you put it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang. 18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had! 19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning. 20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!

11-04-2003, 04:27 PM	#2 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	Christmas, or Thanksgiving. __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.

11-04-2003, 07:56 PM	#3 (permalink)
Esoteric Tired Location: Florida	Haha, nice. __________________ From a head full of pressure rests the senses that I clutch Made a date with Divinity, but she wouldn't let me fuck I got touched by a hazy shaded, God help me change Caught a rush on the floor from the life in my veins

11-06-2003, 05:59 AM	#6 (permalink)
Keg-o-Grog Insane Location: Foregin student in Texas atm.	lists are cool shit __________________ I stand alone without beliefs, the only truth i know is you.

11-06-2003, 10:47 AM	#7 (permalink)
GremlinDelirium Insane Location: Pullman, WA	LoL, thats great, but i would think thanksgiving is the better time of the year to use those __________________ Go Cougs! ~WSU~

11-05-2003, 01:36 AM	#4 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	Cannot beat double meanings

11-05-2003, 08:03 AM	#5 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Hehehe...good stuff!

11-06-2003, 03:46 PM	#8 (permalink)
SSJwrestler Banned Location: Davidson, NC/ Manassas, VA	i prefer breasts and legs everyday

11-06-2003, 06:43 PM	#9 (permalink)
Eldaire Loser Location: Davidson College, NC	gasping for breath can't......stop......lauging

11-11-2003, 05:10 PM	#11 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	We normally have ham for Christmas...what does that say about me? __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx