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11-04-2003, 12:05 PM
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Addict
Location: Kingston,Ontario
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Things you can get away with saying only at Christmas.
1. I prefer breasts to legs.
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. Smother the butter all over the breasts! 4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst. 5. I've never seen a better spread! 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go. 12. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time! 13. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you put it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang. 18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had! 19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning. 20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more! |
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11-04-2003, 04:27 PM
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lonely rolling star
Location: Seattle.
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Christmas, or Thanksgiving.
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11-04-2003, 07:56 PM
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Tired
Location: Florida
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Haha, nice.
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