Joke of the Day - November 2 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 11-02-2003, 05:18 AM

This woman goes to a pet store to purchase some dog food. She puts the bag of food up on the counter and notices a box full of frogs. She reads the sign on the box, and it says... "Snatch Eating Frogs.. $20 each (comes with instructions)"

She looks around to see if anybody is watching her and whispers to the man behind the counter... "I'll take one."

He packages up a frog. The woman grabs her dog food and is on her way home. She gets home, takes out the instructions and reads them carefully, doing exactly what it says to do.

1. Take a shower. Put on some nice smelling perfume.
2. Put on a very sexy teddy.
3. Crawl into bed, spread your legs and put the frog down "there".

To her surprise, nothing happens. So, she thought, perhaps the scent she chose is not appealing to the frog. She showers again and tries another perfume. She gets back into bed, puts the frog between her legs and...nothing.

She's totally frustrated and pissed off at this point. She reads the instructions again thinking that there might be something she overlooked. At the bottom of the paper is says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store." So, she does.

The man from behind the counter says, "I've had a few complaints earlier today, I'll be right over."

After the man got to her house the woman says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions and the damn thing just sits there."

The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, looks directly into its eyes and says, "I'M ONLY GOING TO SHOW YOU HOW TO DO THIS ONE MORE TIME!"

loganmule · 11-02-2003, 06:38 AM

cute...and not so farfetched, when you think of all the lines we guys have come up with to try to get in the pet store owner's position

hawkeye · 11-03-2003, 12:00 AM

hah! nice one, didn't expect it either.

Tarn · 11-03-2003, 08:26 AM

clever .... hehehe

dragonhawk · 11-03-2003, 10:49 AM

Funny!

Maybe I need to open a pet store

torgone · 11-03-2003, 11:11 AM

HA!
Good one!

Shpoop · 11-03-2003, 05:09 PM

nice, but saw it coming a mile away

Keg-o-Grog · 11-06-2003, 06:30 AM

i absolutely loved it

SSJwrestler · 11-06-2003, 03:49 PM

smart petstore owner....lucky frog..

Eldaire · 11-06-2003, 06:41 PM

I am staring at your tits.

doubleaught · 11-08-2003, 05:47 PM

teh funn-ay! I love it!

uffjohn · 11-12-2003, 11:04 AM

Haha loved that one

t3m3st · 11-12-2003, 12:12 PM

brb
opening pet store

SirGoreaxe · 11-12-2003, 08:42 PM

now I need to get a princess to kiss me again so I can be a frog again

11-02-2003, 05:18 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - November 2 This woman goes to a pet store to purchase some dog food. She puts the bag of food up on the counter and notices a box full of frogs. She reads the sign on the box, and it says... "Snatch Eating Frogs.. $20 each (comes with instructions)" She looks around to see if anybody is watching her and whispers to the man behind the counter... "I'll take one." He packages up a frog. The woman grabs her dog food and is on her way home. She gets home, takes out the instructions and reads them carefully, doing exactly what it says to do. 1. Take a shower. Put on some nice smelling perfume. 2. Put on a very sexy teddy. 3. Crawl into bed, spread your legs and put the frog down "there". To her surprise, nothing happens. So, she thought, perhaps the scent she chose is not appealing to the frog. She showers again and tries another perfume. She gets back into bed, puts the frog between her legs and...nothing. She's totally frustrated and pissed off at this point. She reads the instructions again thinking that there might be something she overlooked. At the bottom of the paper is says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store." So, she does. The man from behind the counter says, "I've had a few complaints earlier today, I'll be right over." After the man got to her house the woman says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions and the damn thing just sits there." The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, looks directly into its eyes and says, "I'M ONLY GOING TO SHOW YOU HOW TO DO THIS ONE MORE TIME!"

11-03-2003, 12:00 AM	#3 (permalink)
hawkeye back from sabbatical Location: Mosptopia	hah! nice one, didn't expect it either. __________________ You're not fat, You're just a giant ball of love, covered in anger.

11-03-2003, 10:49 AM	#5 (permalink)
dragonhawk Psycho Location: In Games.	Funny! Maybe I need to open a pet store __________________ ---------------------------------------------- "Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter." Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr.

11-03-2003, 11:11 AM	#6 (permalink)
torgone What's beyond psycho? Location: Still out there	HA! Good one! __________________ "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx

11-06-2003, 06:30 AM	#8 (permalink)
Keg-o-Grog Insane Location: Foregin student in Texas atm.	i absolutely loved it __________________ I stand alone without beliefs, the only truth i know is you.

11-02-2003, 06:38 AM	#2 (permalink)
loganmule Junkie Location: midwest	cute...and not so farfetched, when you think of all the lines we guys have come up with to try to get in the pet store owner's position

11-03-2003, 08:26 AM	#4 (permalink)
Tarn Crazy	clever .... hehehe

11-03-2003, 05:09 PM	#7 (permalink)
Shpoop Curious Location: NJ (but just for college)	nice, but saw it coming a mile away

11-06-2003, 03:49 PM	#9 (permalink)
SSJwrestler Banned Location: Davidson, NC/ Manassas, VA	smart petstore owner....lucky frog..

11-06-2003, 06:41 PM	#10 (permalink)
Eldaire Loser Location: Davidson College, NC	I am staring at your tits.

11-08-2003, 05:47 PM	#11 (permalink)
doubleaught Psycho Location: OMFG BRB	teh funn-ay! I love it!

11-12-2003, 11:04 AM	#12 (permalink)
uffjohn Crazy	Haha loved that one

11-12-2003, 12:12 PM	#13 (permalink)
t3m3st Vroom! Location: Toronto	brb opening pet store __________________ I do it for the rare drops

11-12-2003, 08:42 PM	#14 (permalink)
SirGoreaxe Tilted Location: Bremerton, WA	now I need to get a princess to kiss me again so I can be a frog again __________________ (;þ "You can't change what has happened, but you can make the best of it, and make better decisions from the past." (Unless there is a quick edit button.)