The real ten commandments.
 

Want to blow Gabriel's horn?

Kneel before the Voice Of God... ...and while you're down there...

Let me give you a reason to go to confession

Did it hurt? when you fell from heaven?

It's okay, Mary was a screamer too

We don't need a plane to join the mile high club

Be not afraid

Thy rod and thy staff comfort me

Get on all fours, 'cause All Dogs Go To Heaven

I come before you, always

huh?

Don't get it :/

Ditto..

They're all sexual inuendo!

Well, i believe they are all cheezey pickup lines...
I like em :D

Not sure

I want the 10 seconds of my life back that it took to read that.

Damn, now I want the 15 seconds of my life back that it took to type the previous reply!

i dunno...it borders on the line of funny and not. ill go with the funny :)

Mary who?

A waste of space.

Re: The real ten commandments.
 

Oh man that is so unbelievably funny, thanks. Some other may be too hit or miss though.

Re: The real ten commandments.
 

HAHAHAHA

Meh
It bordered on funny.
Maybe if they we sexual commandments it could've had a chance.
2pts for effort though.

kind of offensive and stupid? but what am i saying, everything funny is offensive to somebody. and stupid to somebody.