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Old 10-30-2003, 05:28 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Your hired.

An office manager was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He called the four in and ask them one question and their answer would determine who would get the job.

The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?" Pointing to the man on his right.

The first man replied, 'A thought. It pops into your head. There's no forewarning that it's on the way, it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of."

"That's very good!" replied the interviewer. "And now you sir?" he asked the second man.

"Hmm..let me see, A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know it ever happened. A blink is the fastest thing I know of."

"Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye. That's a very popular cliché' for speed." He turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply.

"Well, out at my Dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch, when you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light at the barn comes on in an instant. Turning on a light is the fastest thing I can think of."

The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man.

"It's hard to beat the speed of light," he said. Turning to the fourth man, he posed the question.

"After hearing the three previous answers, It's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is diarrhea."

"What!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response.

"Oh I can explain." said the fourth man. "You see, the other day I wasn't feeling so well and ran for the bathroom. But, before I could think, blink or turn on the light, I'd shit my pants!"
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Old 10-30-2003, 07:49 AM   #2 (permalink)
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ehhehehehe, gave me a chuckle
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Old 10-31-2003, 01:17 PM   #3 (permalink)
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hahahaha, thats fuckin genious!!! best one i've heard today!
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Old 10-31-2003, 02:00 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Hahaha! Clever.
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Old 10-31-2003, 08:54 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Crapping ones pants always brings laughter to the table
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Old 11-01-2003, 06:20 AM   #6 (permalink)
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honesty probably got him the job
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Old 11-01-2003, 10:50 AM   #7 (permalink)
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rofl clever
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Old 11-04-2003, 06:52 AM   #8 (permalink)
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So true....
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Old 11-04-2003, 06:55 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Hilarious!
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Old 11-04-2003, 11:19 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Good one! The 4th answer neatly includes the other 3!
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Old 11-04-2003, 02:49 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Haha. Good shit i got to tell that one at work
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Old 11-04-2003, 03:45 PM   #12 (permalink)
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oh that was a good one
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Old 11-04-2003, 11:36 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Good one - totaly unexpected reply!
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Old 11-05-2003, 11:03 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Very funny, I will definatly pass this one on
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Old 11-06-2003, 05:50 AM   #15 (permalink)
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hahaha... that was so poor, but it made me laugh :P haha
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Old 11-07-2003, 10:27 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Old 11-07-2003, 03:19 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Whats worse is I know someone who would say something like that in a job interview...
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