Misdirection
 

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
a quart of milk
a carton of eggs
a 1/2 gallon of orange juice
a head of romaine lettuce
a can of coffee
and a package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.

Drunk: "You must be single."

The woman, a bit startled but intrigued by the derelict's intuition, looked at her six items on the belt but saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections

Woman: "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

Drunk: "'cause you're fuckin' ugly."

Oh, man...that's cold! Funny, but cold.

Yeah, I'm e-mailing it to friends.

That was great!

*puts it in the mental Rolodex for next time I see certain friends*

I think it's a repost, but it's still good.

hahahaha, that was awsome, I'm totally telling that one to a few friendfs of mine =)

I've heard a similar one, it's a guy shopping, buying a roll of TP, 6-pack of beer, TV guide, and mac&cheese. Hot checkout girl asks if he's single... you know the rest.

-Mikey

Oh man, that got all 10 of us in the suite laughing.

Oh man thats funny!

coooold.

But funny. :)

ouch.....

love it

Bahahaha! Had my gears turning the whole time trying to anticipate the ending!

Hilarious!

That is fantastic.

hahaw :P neatness

hehe

Funny one :D

I thought that was great, but my wife didn't

lol, thats the funniest thing i've heard... or read.... or whatver

good joke