Joke of the Day - October 26 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 10-26-2003, 03:57 AM

A rich Beverly Hills lady got very angry at her French maid. After a long list of stinging remarks about her shortcomings as a cook and housekeeper, she dismissed the maid.

The maid, with her Gaelic ancestry, couldn't allow such abuse to go unanswered. "Your husband considers me a better housekeeper and cook than you, Madam. He has told me himself."

The rich woman just swallowed and said nothing.

"And furthermore," the angry girl continued, "I am better in bed than you!"

"And I suppose my husband told you that, too?"

"No, Madam," said he maid. "Not your husband...the mail man!!"

Monre · 10-26-2003, 06:44 AM

Haha nice one

ZiNG!

jibs · 10-26-2003, 08:57 AM

LOL, that's one worth retelling.

Tecelote · 10-26-2003, 10:23 AM

That's a good one. It went into my jokes database for future reference. Thanks!

Happyland · 10-26-2003, 02:55 PM

dirty maid and lousy wife, they probably had a threesome with the mail man after that

Tarn · 10-26-2003, 03:54 PM

hehehe ... remind me never to hire a to smart maid

weasel519 · 10-29-2003, 12:47 PM

Oh man thats funny!

10-26-2003, 03:57 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - October 26 A rich Beverly Hills lady got very angry at her French maid. After a long list of stinging remarks about her shortcomings as a cook and housekeeper, she dismissed the maid. The maid, with her Gaelic ancestry, couldn't allow such abuse to go unanswered. "Your husband considers me a better housekeeper and cook than you, Madam. He has told me himself." The rich woman just swallowed and said nothing. "And furthermore," the angry girl continued, "I am better in bed than you!" "And I suppose my husband told you that, too?" "No, Madam," said he maid. "Not your husband...the mail man!!"

10-26-2003, 10:23 AM	#4 (permalink)
Tecelote Crazy Location: Tacoma, WA	That's a good one. It went into my jokes database for future reference. Thanks! __________________ Tecelote ~ Look at what you have; Look at what you want. Fix what you have in such a way as to get what you want. ~

10-26-2003, 02:55 PM	#5 (permalink)
Happyland Insane Location: where happiness lives	dirty maid and lousy wife, they probably had a threesome with the mail man after that __________________ someone else here must like Walton & Johnson too

10-26-2003, 06:44 AM	#2 (permalink)
Monre Banned	Haha nice one ZiNG!

10-26-2003, 08:57 AM	#3 (permalink)
jibs Tilted	LOL, that's one worth retelling.

10-26-2003, 03:54 PM	#6 (permalink)
Tarn Crazy	hehehe ... remind me never to hire a to smart maid

10-29-2003, 12:47 PM	#7 (permalink)
weasel519 Upright	Oh man thats funny!