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JadziaDax 10-26-2003 03:57 AM

Joke of the Day - October 26
 
A rich Beverly Hills lady got very angry at her French maid. After a long list of stinging remarks about her shortcomings as a cook and housekeeper, she dismissed the maid.

The maid, with her Gaelic ancestry, couldn't allow such abuse to go unanswered. "Your husband considers me a better housekeeper and cook than you, Madam. He has told me himself."

The rich woman just swallowed and said nothing.

"And furthermore," the angry girl continued, "I am better in bed than you!"

"And I suppose my husband told you that, too?"

"No, Madam," said he maid. "Not your husband...the mail man!!"

Monre 10-26-2003 06:44 AM

Haha nice one

ZiNG!

jibs 10-26-2003 08:57 AM

LOL, that's one worth retelling.

Tecelote 10-26-2003 10:23 AM

That's a good one. It went into my jokes database for future reference. Thanks!

Happyland 10-26-2003 02:55 PM

dirty maid and lousy wife, they probably had a threesome with the mail man after that

Tarn 10-26-2003 03:54 PM

hehehe ... remind me never to hire a to smart maid :)

weasel519 10-29-2003 12:47 PM

Oh man thats funny!


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