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Regziever 10-24-2003 10:41 PM

Raymond in Afghanistan
 
An amercian soldier who was stationed in Afghanistan got a letter from his girlfriend back in the states. The letter read:

Dear Raymond

I'm sorry, but I dont want to continiue our relationship. The distance between us is too far. Besides, I have to admit that I have been cheating on you twice since you left. It's over, end of story.

Would you please send back the photo of me I gave you?
Bye /Wendy

The soldier looked at the letter with a blank expression in his face. He then walked around amongst his fellow brothers in arms and collected every picture of wifes, sisters, girfriends, exgf's, cousins etc. he could get his hands on.

He placed all the photos in an envelope together with the picture of Wendy. Totally it was 57 pictures.
He also placed a note in the letter saying:

Dear Wendy
I'm sorry, but I have forgotten who you are. Please pick out your photo and send back the rest.

Ciao
Raymond

HunterDevourer 10-24-2003 11:01 PM

Utterly brilliant!

iktoweya 10-24-2003 11:17 PM

oh wow

tekaweni 10-25-2003 07:00 AM

Now <b>that</b> is class!

bluearmy 10-25-2003 08:39 AM

Have to like that, very original.

sailor 10-25-2003 11:43 AM

Yikes... Thats rough.

Gotta love it though :D

TrogDor 10-25-2003 06:19 PM

Saw it coming kinda, but still hilarious :)

sbscout 10-25-2003 09:11 PM

Very inventive payback!

matt_mll 10-25-2003 09:36 PM

ohhh... how brutally wonderful... she had it comming... good one!

a_divine_martyr 10-25-2003 10:51 PM

Payback's a bitch, ain't it?

Stare At The Sun 10-26-2003 03:31 PM

Smart soldier!

Jay Francis 10-26-2003 04:22 PM

Brilliant.

TerresqueÜ 10-26-2003 07:28 PM

Be a jerk, get jerked around. Good one.

weasel519 10-29-2003 12:46 PM

Oh man thats funny!

Disco Stu 10-31-2003 02:05 PM

NICE!!! thats what i call just deserts!! thats a great post man

bennyb 10-31-2003 08:55 PM

YES. :)

gloveshot3 11-01-2003 06:19 AM

besides a hundred other places, that scenario was a second segment of a M*A*S*H episode back in the 1970's

batm4n_23 11-01-2003 09:42 AM

i like it

sic8 11-01-2003 10:52 AM

pwned ;)

irateplatypus 11-02-2003 07:11 PM

at-a-boy

Gungwhooza 11-02-2003 08:17 PM

Haha...wendy got owned. Great post man...just great

Chuckles 11-02-2003 09:37 PM

man, wendy got HOSED!

Dilbert1234567 11-02-2003 10:34 PM

nice

Latch 11-03-2003 12:13 AM

Awesome.. great joke.

TIO 11-05-2003 09:10 AM

Nice work, dude
I just wish I had the balls to do stuff like that :)

Keg-o-Grog 11-06-2003 05:56 AM

sweet payback, i liked that one.. alot :D


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