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Nazggul · 10-24-2003, 01:19 PM

I did a search for this one but didn't see it. I don't recall this entire joke or the exact text, but the jist of it is as follows. If someone knows the full text, post it up.

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Three nuns were confronted by a priest. It seems that they had been caught fooling around with one of the younger priests in the church, Father O'rielly.

The Father who confronted the Nuns asked the first Nun, "Sister, please tell me what you have done."

Nun1 replies, "Please forgive me father, I gave pleasure Father O'rielly stroking him."

The Priest is appauled but regains his composure and says, "May the Lord forgive you. Please wash your hands in this Holy water and sy 10 Hail Marry's."

The Priest turns to the second Nun and says, "Sister, please tell me what you have done."

At that moment the 3rd Nun steps up interrupting the 2nd Nun and says, "Wait just a minute, if you think I'm going to gargle that Holy water after she sticks her ass in it you're crazy!"

hehe.

chodarama · 10-24-2003, 01:59 PM

Nuns And Holy Water

A train hits a bus load of nuns and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St.Peter.

He asks the first nun Sister Karen have you ever had any contact with a penis???

The nun giggles and replies, Well, once I touched the head of one with the tip of my finger.

St Peter says OK, dip the tip of your finger in the holy water and pass through the gate.

St Peter asks the next nun the same question Sister Elizabeth have you ever had any contact with a penis..

The nun is a little reluctant but reply's Well I once fondled and stroked one..

St Peter says, OK dip your hand in the holy water and pass through the gate...

All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of nuns. One nun is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St Peter says Sister, Sister what seems to be the rush???

The nun reply's If I'm going to have to gargle that holy water, I want to go before Sister Mary sticks her ass in it!!!

Nazggul · 10-24-2003, 02:03 PM

That's it! Thanks.

corporatex · 10-24-2003, 05:07 PM

Awesomely funny

slimshaydee · 10-24-2003, 05:24 PM

chodorama, that's the version I've heard.

iktoweya · 10-24-2003, 11:10 PM

10-24-2003, 01:19 PM	#1 (permalink)
Nazggul Psycho Location: San Francisco	3 Nuns go to confession I did a search for this one but didn't see it. I don't recall this entire joke or the exact text, but the jist of it is as follows. If someone knows the full text, post it up. ------------- Three nuns were confronted by a priest. It seems that they had been caught fooling around with one of the younger priests in the church, Father O'rielly. The Father who confronted the Nuns asked the first Nun, "Sister, please tell me what you have done." Nun1 replies, "Please forgive me father, I gave pleasure Father O'rielly stroking him." The Priest is appauled but regains his composure and says, "May the Lord forgive you. Please wash your hands in this Holy water and sy 10 Hail Marry's." The Priest turns to the second Nun and says, "Sister, please tell me what you have done." At that moment the 3rd Nun steps up interrupting the 2nd Nun and says, "Wait just a minute, if you think I'm going to gargle that Holy water after she sticks her ass in it you're crazy!" hehe.

10-24-2003, 11:10 PM	#6 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	hehe __________________ i miss K-Wise

10-24-2003, 01:59 PM	#2 (permalink)
chodarama Insane Location: a van, down by the river	Nuns And Holy Water A train hits a bus load of nuns and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St.Peter. He asks the first nun Sister Karen have you ever had any contact with a penis??? The nun giggles and replies, Well, once I touched the head of one with the tip of my finger. St Peter says OK, dip the tip of your finger in the holy water and pass through the gate. St Peter asks the next nun the same question Sister Elizabeth have you ever had any contact with a penis.. The nun is a little reluctant but reply's Well I once fondled and stroked one.. St Peter says, OK dip your hand in the holy water and pass through the gate... All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of nuns. One nun is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St Peter says Sister, Sister what seems to be the rush??? The nun reply's If I'm going to have to gargle that holy water, I want to go before Sister Mary sticks her ass in it!!!

10-24-2003, 02:03 PM	#3 (permalink)
Nazggul Psycho Location: San Francisco	That's it! Thanks.

10-24-2003, 05:07 PM	#4 (permalink)
corporatex Loser Location: Vale, South Dakota	Awesomely funny

10-24-2003, 05:24 PM	#5 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	chodorama, that's the version I've heard.